Ugo Fantozzi Quotes in Fantozzi (1975)

Ugo Fantozzi: I didn't mean to kill your dog! I'll kill myself in the fish pond!

[jumps in]

Signorina Silvani: What are you doing?

Ugo Fantozzi: I'm examining the temperature of the fish pond.

Ugo Fantozzi: Behold, all of you. I have given you fish

[holds up two fish]

Ugo Fantozzi: and some fine white rice.

Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Get out of the car, shit head!

Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Who's the arsehole here?

Ugo Fantozzi: [points to his face] I am! No! No! It wasn't my fault! That woman told me to!

Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: You suck! Trying to blame it on a woman! You are *scum*!