U.S. Bates Quotes in The Toy (1982)

U.S. Bates: Eric bought a black man.

Fancy Bates: I wasn't aware that we sold them.

U.S. Bates: Take your pants down

Morehouse: Sir?

U.S. Bates: Take your pants down.

[Morehouse pulls his pants down]

U.S. Bates: That's power.

U.S. Bates: [Jack Brown is dressed as a waitress] You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.

U.S. Bates: For that kind of money, if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it.

U.S. Bates: Are you crazy?

Jack Brown: Yes, but trust me!

U.S. Bates: I only get Eric for a week each year.

Jack Brown: Then you should get better lawyers, you shouldn't have to have him that long.

U.S. Bates: It just so happens I love him.

Jack Brown: Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

U.S. Bates: I want Eric to understand that having money means never having to say you're sorry.

Jack Brown: I think that's about all the kid understands.

U.S. Bates: The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality. In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality.

Jack Brown: Two-seven.

U.S. Bates: Two-five.

Jack Brown: Three thousand dollars.

U.S. Bates: I wonder if Eric knows what kind of a bastard he's getting.

Senator Newcomb: These democrats don't normally support us.

U.S. Bates: Now, Senator, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a fund raiser, we'd be all alone.

U.S. Bates: Fair-weather friend bastard.

Fancy Bates: Heaven forbid, you just tell him no, you ass.

U.S. Bates: That's U.S., not you ass.