Tzekel-Kan Quotes in The Road to El Dorado (2000)

[Tzekel-Kan is about to perform a human sacrifice]

Tulio: [in an undertone to Miguel] I don't like this.

Miguel: Tulio, we've got to do something!

[Tzekel-Kan raises his axe]

Tulio: Stop! This is not a proper tribute!

[Miguel catches the intended victim and drags him away from the cliff edge]

Tzekel-Kan: [confused] You do not want the tribute?

Miguel: No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um... Tulio, tell him.

Tulio: The stars are not in position for this tribute!

Miguel: Like he said! Stars!... Can't do it... Not today.

Tzekel-Kan: I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!

Tulio: You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!

Miguel: [to Tzekel-Kan] Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!

Tulio: *My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"

Miguel: That's not true!

Tulio: No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!

Miguel: At least I'm not *dating* mine!

Tulio: I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!

Miguel: Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?

[pushes Tulio]

Tulio: [pushing back] Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!

Miguel: Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!

Tulio: That's fine with me, pal!

Miguel: *Fine* with me too!

Tulio: Fine!

Tulio, Miguel: All RIGHT!

[they both punch Tzekel-kan]

Tzekel-Kan: [Chel and Tulio are giggling] My Lord? Hello?

Tulio: Whoa!

Chel: Oh no no the high priest what is he going to think when he sees a god with me?

Tulio: Uh, Lucky god?

Chel: Go go go

[she grabs him and starts smacking his face and then she pushes him up]