Two Bit Quotes in The Outsiders (1983)

Two Bit: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.

Ponyboy: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.

Two Bit: Shoot, kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.

Two Bit: What are you thinking about me becoming your personal bodyguard huh Ponyboy?

Ponyboy: I don't think it's too hot of an idea.

Two Bit: [referring to Pony with his hair bleached] Look at the blonde-headed monkey!

Mrs. Cade: [Two-Bit and Ponyboy are at the hospital visiting Johnny. Mrs. Cade is furious because the nurses won't let her in] I've got a RIGHT to see him! He's my son! He'd rather see these no-good punks than his own mother? You skum...

Two Bit: [near tears] No wonder he hates your guts. You don't even care about him, you damn drunk. You go to hell. Go straight to hell.

Two Bit: [hat just flew out the window] Hey, look, I got me a new hat!

Bob Shelton: [the Soc's pull up in there car to find their girls with the greasers] Hey! Cherry! What're you doin'?

[Cherry glares at him]

Bob Shelton: Just because we got a title drunk...!

Cherry: A little? You call reeling and passing out in the streets a little? Bob, I told you, I'm never going out with you when you're drinking again and I mean it!

Randy: Look, that doesn't mean you can go walkin' the streets with these bums.

Two Bit: Who you callin' bums, pal?

Randy: You! Look, Greaser, we got four more of us in the backseat.

Two Bit: [Two-Bit hands a broken pop bottle to Ponyboy and flips out his switchblade] Then, pity the backseat.

Randy: If... if you're lookin' for a fight...

Two Bit: I am lookin' for a fight!

Randy: C'mon, put the knife down! C'mon!

Two Bit: C'mon! Right now, right now!

Cherry: Stop! Stop it! I hate fights, alright? I hate them!

[to Bob]

Cherry: We'll go home with you, just give me a minute.

Two Bit: [offscreen] Anybody home?

Ponyboy: In here. Don't slam the door.

[Two Bit and Steve slam the door as Ponyboy rolls his eyes]

Two Bit: [mocking a Soc] Hey check out their pants!

[laughs]

Two Bit: So, you guys waitin' for a floodin'?

Two Bit: You know the only thing that keeps Darry from being a Soc is us.

Two Bit: Hey baby, you wanna see what's hangin'?

Boy In Car: Aw, shut up, Two-Bit, before I hang you.

Two Bit: [Randy and friends walk up to Two bit and Ponyboy] No jazz before the rumble; you know the rules, Ape Face

Randy: We know!

[looks over to Ponyboy]

Randy: I wanna talk to you.

Two Bit: Go ahead, I'll keep my eye on him.

Soc getting teased by Two bit: Speaking about the rumble, pal...

Paul: Hello, Darrel. Long time no see.

Darrel Curtis: Hello, Paul.

Tim Shepard: [turns to Two-Bit] What's up?

Two Bit: They used to buddy around together, play football.

Paul: [talking to Darry] I'll take you.

[Darry smiles coldly]