Twitch Quotes in Half Past Dead (2002)

Little Joe: [Little Joe standing with a big "Rambo" gun] Hey, how do I look?

Twitch: Like a big-ass prom queen.

Twitch: Everything is good in the 'hood.

Nick: [after seeing an inmate fall to his death climbing up a rope trying to escape] Damn!

Twitch: Your turn now Joe

Little Joe: My big black ass up that rope?

[Chuckles and playfully hits Nick]

Nick: Goddamn Joe!

Twitch: [to Nick] What about you, you little bitch? Wanna give it a try?

Nick: Nah, not me, that's not what I'm gonna do. But you, you can go on up there. Im gonna go over here, in my cell, watch you fall and bust your ass... you little biatch!

Chunk: [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?

Twitch: Shh! They might hear you!

[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]

Ken: Okay, now you start.

Barbie: I...

Ken: love...

Barbie: you! Oh!

Ken: See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.

[Buzz gives them a strange look]

Barbie: [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay...

Ken: I...

Barbie: love...

Ken: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!

Barbie: [laughing] You are so smart!

[Twitch and Chunk pass them]

Twitch: [grabbing Ken's collar] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.

Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.

X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.

Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.

Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...

Zig-Zag: That was awesome.

Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.

Twitch: I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching. You think I'm jumpy now, you should've seen me behind the wheel of that Mustang convertible. Whoo! Vroom!

Twitch: Jaguar, that's a nice car.

Magnet: Don't even think about it, Twitch.

[when Stanley gets into the truck and he can start it]

Twitch: Come on! Come on! Put it in gear!

Twitch: You guys, you just can't steal everything.

Twitch: No more cooking, in my house! The door is locked! And, and, and I quit your team, Joe!

[holds up egg beater angrily]