Tweedle Dee Quotes in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice: [after the Walrus and the Carpenter] That was a very sad story.

Tweedle Dee: Aye, but there's a moral to it.

Alice: Oh, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster.

Tweedle Dum: If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know.

Tweedle Dee: Contrariwise, if you think we're alive you ought to speak to us.

Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee: That's logic.

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: [singing together] How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business.

[both spoken]

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That's manners!

Tweedle-Dee: Turn around, console jockey.