Turtle Quotes in North Shore (1987)

Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?

Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!

Turtle: Stay loose, haole.

Rick: What's a haole?

Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.

Rick: I'm not a tourist.

Turtle: Whatever, Barney.

Rick: What's a Barney?

Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

Turtle: Nobody listens to Turtle.

Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.

Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.

Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.

[bell rings]

Turtle: How much time?

Johnny Chase: 3 seconds!

[Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]

Turtle: Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.

Eric Murphy: It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.

Johnny Chase: Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

Johnny Chase: Seriously bro, fuck Ari.

E: Yeah, fuck him.

Turtle: Fuck Ari.

Vincent Chase: Thanks guys.

[E receives a text]

E: It's Ari.

Johnny Chase: ...Think he heard us?

Ronda Rousey: So, how long have you lived here?

Turtle: A couple of months. It came with all the furniture, so it feels lived in.

Ronda Rousey: So what's the deal Turtle, you selling coke these days?

Turtle: [taken aback] No. Why would you say that.

Ronda Rousey: I say that, because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince. Now, you live next to Spielberg.

Ari Gold: What did you spend the money on? I know it was not on Turtle and craft services.

Turtle: You like the new smelt frame?

Ari Gold: You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.