Turtle Quotes in North Shore (1987)


Turtle Quotes:

  • Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?

    Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!

  • Turtle: Stay loose, haole.

    Rick: What's a haole?

    Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.

    Rick: I'm not a tourist.

    Turtle: Whatever, Barney.

    Rick: What's a Barney?

    Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

  • Turtle: Nobody listens to Turtle.

  • Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.

    Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.

    Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.

    [bell rings]

    Turtle: How much time?

    Johnny Chase: 3 seconds!

    [Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]

  • Turtle: Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.

    Eric Murphy: It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.

    Johnny Chase: Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

  • Johnny Chase: Seriously bro, fuck Ari.

    E: Yeah, fuck him.

    Turtle: Fuck Ari.

    Vincent Chase: Thanks guys.

    [E receives a text]

    E: It's Ari.

    Johnny Chase: ...Think he heard us?

  • Ronda Rousey: So, how long have you lived here?

    Turtle: A couple of months. It came with all the furniture, so it feels lived in.

    Ronda Rousey: So what's the deal Turtle, you selling coke these days?

    Turtle: [taken aback] No. Why would you say that.

    Ronda Rousey: I say that, because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince. Now, you live next to Spielberg.

  • Ari Gold: What did you spend the money on? I know it was not on Turtle and craft services.

    Turtle: You like the new smelt frame?

    Ari Gold: You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.

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