Turbo Quotes in Undisputed 3: Redemption (2010)

Turbo: Where I'm from, there ain't shit for free.

Uri Boyka: Well, where I'm from, everything was for free, and it was all shit.

Turbo: [in solitary confinement in jail] Yo Russia, Russia! I need to take a shit.

[pause]

Turbo: Say man I need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it.

[pause]

Turbo: Yo!

Uri Boyka: [also in in solitary confinement - shouting] What?

Turbo: Fuckin' need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it man. What you think I should do?

Uri Boyka: [first looks up at some steel bars hanging from the ceiling] I think you should fuckin' hang yourself.

Turbo: Fuck you.

Uri Boyka: You need to shut your fucking mouth.

[drops hammer in preparation to fight]

Turbo: You want some? Here it comes.

Turbo: Why are you doing this?

Uri Boyka: you ask too many fucking questions.

Turbo: [On their way to the quarry] This is some fucking bullshit. This is a fucking joke.

Uri Boyka: Maybe we can turn this around. We can turn it to our advantage.

Turbo: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. How?

Uri Boyka: We can say this is work or we can say this is training.

Turbo: What's wrong with your knee?

Uri Boyka: I'm fine.

Turbo: You don't act like you're fine.

Uri Boyka: I said I'm fine.

Turbo: [Grabs some wild flowers] Squeze that in your hand. Take the oil and rub it on your knee. Do it.

Uri Boyka: How do you know this?

Turbo: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. I know a whole lot of shit, Russia.

Warden Kuss: I want to talk to you about your training partner.

Turbo: My who?

Warden Kuss: The Russian.

Turbo: Well, you gonna have to talk to the Russian about the Russian.

Warden Kuss: I understand you two have become sexual.

Turbo: What you say? Because sometimes my hearing comes and goes.

Warden Kuss: They say you two are lovers. You should know we don't allow such perversions in this institution.

Turbo: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Turbo: [Shoots the warden and its soldiers dead] You fucked with the wrong nigga. Let's go.

Uri Boyka: Why did you do this?

Turbo: [Imitates Boyka's accent] Stop asking so many fucking questions.

Uri Boyka: I have to win.

Turbo: You have to win?

Uri Boyka: You would not understand.

Turbo: Try me.

Uri Boyka: God has given me a gift. Only one. I am the most complete fighter in the world. My whole life, I've trained. For what? I must prove I am worthy of something.

Turbo: Damn. I'm gonna feel bad when I'm whipping that ass.

Philo: Look at this shit man! 13 dollars and some change, this fucking broad!

Turbo: This watch ain't nothin' to brag about, it's phoney cartier!

Philo: Lets go man!

Turbo: Did you see the look on her face when I put it through her?

Philo: [Laughs]

Turbo: I like it when their faces go crazy like that, when they think the world has gone psycho and there's no way out.

[The Exterminator shows up and torches them both]

Scooter: [watching Nuggit convert from rock to robot form for the first time] Would you look at that? That's amazing!

Turbo: Aw, what's so amazing about it? We do it all the time!

Solitaire: Thank you for all of your help. Now that Magmar's been defeated he knows that we're a force to be reckoned with.

Nuggit: Hey Scooter thanks for fixing my jetpacks for me.

Scooter: Just remember practise makes perfect.

Brimstone: Once we've defeated Magmar for good we can start to rebuild.

Leader-1: Call us if you need any help.

Solitaire: We will.

Nick: [as Narliephant jumps up and sniffs Scooter] I think he wants you to stay Scoot.

Scooter: Don't worry boy. I'll be back.

Turbo: Time to go Scooter.

[Everyone says their goodbyes]

Turbo: I'm gonna wrap your spokes around your ugly face, Cy-Kill!

Cy-Kill: Dream on, Turbo.

Leader-1: Very good, Nuggit, you're a gem.

Nuggit: Not technically. You see, gems are quite different.

Turbo: This guy's as bad as Scooter.

Turbo: [after Boulder defeated and rock dinosaur] You did it!

Leader-1: That's some weapon you have Boulder. Why did you wait until now to use it?

Boulder: Because as Magmar's power grows stronger the scepter's power grows weaker. I was saving its power for the right moment. I couldn't let my friends perish.

[Marbles looks embarrassed]

Turbo: Welcome to the boss level!

[last words]

Turbo: You fools! Why are you going into the lig...?

[gets hypnotized by the light and starts flying into it]

Turbo: No... no... yes... no... don't... go into the light...!

Turbo: Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I should thank you. But... it'd be more fun to kill you!

[repeated Line]

Turbo: Turbo-Tastic!

Turbo: Are you crazy?

Whiplash: Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

Chet: Theo, What happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone?

Turbo: Then I better make the most of today.

White Shadow: [Emerges from the shadows] Here one moment, gone the next! I'm so fast you can only see my shadow. White Shadow!

Turbo: I don't get it.

White Shadow: I'm fast, like a shadow!

Turbo: But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.

White Shadow: [Crawls back into the shadows] White Shadow!

Turbo: I can still see you.

Chet: With the television gone, you can stop watching races and get on with your life.

Turbo: I have a life?

Turbo: [arriving into work] And so begins another beautiful work week at... the plant.

Turbo: It's time to kick some monster ass!

Turbo: You owe me seven dollars man.

Franco: For what?

Turbo: For teaching you how to dance sucker.

Turbo: [Talking in the mirror, using a broomstick as a microphone] I want, to thank you for this award. It's the recognition for my peers, it's all those agonizing days, teaching Ozone everything I know.

Ozone: I don't want to stay, all night don't you? Why don't you, go out and sweep man?

Turbo: Award winners, don't push brooms.

Ozone: Yeah, go out and sweep, kucklehead. Who are you anyway, Fred Astaire?

Turbo: Who?

Turbo: [dances to breakdance music, with the broom]

Turbo: Man, I am hungry, gimme some food!