Tum Tum Quotes in 3 Ninjas (1992)

Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.

Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.

[Grandpa is giving the boys names]

Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

Colt: How about Super Dork?

Rocky: We should run.

Tum Tum: We should hide.

Colt: We should kick their butts!

Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?

Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.

Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.

Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.

Tum Tum, Colt: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!

Grandpa: Alright, Samuel!

Rocky: Sir!

Grandpa: From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock!

Rocky: [Receives mask] Awesome! Yeah!

Grandpa: Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt!

Colt: Colt? That's cool.

Tum Tum: What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

Colt: How about Super Dork?

Tum Tum: Shut up, spazz!

Grandpa: Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum!

Tum Tum: Tum Tum!

[Both Tum Tum and Grandpa laugh]

Colt: I can't wait 'till we show these to dad!

Rocky: He'll hate 'em.

Colt: Hold it! Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise! takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative

Tum Tum: What's that stuff?

Colt: Takes cap off bottle: Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days?

Tum Tum: Yeah...

Colt: This is the stuff that makes you have to go.

Colt: Instant diarrhea.

Tum Tum: You're sick.

Colt: Not as sick as they're gonna be. stirs spiked Coke with his finger.

Rocky: Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.

Tum Tum: I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.

Tum Tum: We almost had you!

Grandpa: Had me? Oh Michael.

Tum Tum: What?

Grandpa: If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.

Tum Tum: [Emily nearly drinks a spiked soda] No, no, no, that's diarrhea.

Miyo: I have trouble swinging my butt.

Tum Tum: You mean your bat.

Miyo: Yes, my butt.

Tum Tum: Let's murdalize them!

Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa.

Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training.

Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?

Slam: [after Tum Tum hit his face with a pie] Mmmm, Lemon Meringue.

Tum Tum: Banana Cream Bozo, nice try!

Tum Tum: Don't you just hate us?

Grandpa: [after a home alone like battle with three dumb bad guys, when the trio was going to prepare dinner] What happened, I thought You said You were gonna have Dinner ready, what is this mess?

Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr., Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas, Tum Tum: These three Guys came, they wanted to rob the Place!

Grandpa: What could they want to rob?

Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: VCR's and stuff, we heard them talking.

Tum Tum: Yeah, but they finally gave up and ran away!

Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas: We did everything You taught us, we were great!

Grandpa: A true Ninja, never brags about His skill, next time this happens... call the Police.

Vinnie: What are you guys, Teenage Mutant wannabes?

Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: Not!

[swings down from tree and knocks them down]

Tum Tum, Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas, Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: We're the 3 Ninjas! Yah!

Slam: Let's get outta here while we're still standing.

Vinnie: I'm with that, brother. Out of my way, Slam, I'm outta here!

Glam: [Slam and Vinnie run] I'm working with idiots.

Tum Tum: [Last Lines] I hope there's lots of food in our next adventure, see You next time!

[repeated line]

Tum Tum: Scramble!

Tum Tum: [last lines]

Tum Tum: So, you going to kiss her, Colt?

Colt: Who?

Tum Tum: Her. Jo.

Colt: Nah.

Rocky: Yes, you are!

Rocky and Tum Tum: [making kissing sounds; chanting] Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo!

Colt: Come on, you guys! Okay, okay, maybe I will.

Rocky and Tum Tum: What?

Rocky: I get it now.

Colt: What?

Rocky: The sound of the flowers.

Tum Tum: Where?

Colt: You heard the flowers?

Tum Tum: What? I don't hear anything.

Rocky: That's the whole point. I didn't hear them.

Tum Tum: What is this? A Mercedes Benz?

Colt: It means peace, pizza brain.

Tum Tum: Peas? I hate peas...

J.J.: Let me guess - you're too short for the good rides at the carnival.

Tum Tum: What's so funny about that?

Colt: Why don't you buttheads just leave her alone?

Jo: We go and get him out.

Tum Tum: We. As in you and us?

Jo: Yes. You guys and the girl.

Colt: Wait a minute.

Rocky: Colt, I think it's okay.

Colt: Okay. but we'll have to do it tonight, cause they're going to start the hearing tomorrow.

Rocky: Tonight, then,

Colt: Tonight.

Tum Tum: Tonight?

Jo: Tonight.

Tum Tum: I dont wanna die! I never even hit puberty yet!