Tuan Quotes in Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

Adrian Cronauer: [to Tuan hiding from him] I know about the bombing, Sparky. No wonder you hauled ass. You were my friend. I trusted you.

[silence]

Adrian Cronauer: YOU HEAR ME?

Tuan: [hidden] You're just a stupid guy. Now you have to go. You're better off.

Adrian Cronauer: That's not the fucking point! You understand me? I fought to get you into that bar! And then you blow the fucking place up! Listen... I gave you my friendship... and my trust! And now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy!

Tuan: [in tears, showing himself] ENEMY? What is enemy? You claim our people miles from your home. We not the enemy! You the enemy!

Adrian Cronauer: [tersely] You used me to kill two people! Two people DIED in that fucking bar!

Tuan: Big fucking deal! My brother is dead. And my other brother, who be 29 years old, he dead! Shot by Americans! My neighbor, dead! His wife, dead. WHY? Because we're not human to them!

Dean Cain: What on earth are you wearing?

Tuan: BUFU.

Dean Cain: BUFU?

Tuan: By us. Fuck you!

Tuan: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!

Jeffery: I'm from Wisconsin.

Tuan: Hey, I am down with you! You east coast, I FAR east coast!

Tuan: Your costumes, man! If you pimp, you BROKE pimp!

Tuan: I have two inches of hard dick!