Tsunaron Quotes in Jason X (2001)

[talking about Jason's brain size]

Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?

Janessa: Way manages.

Waylander: That's very funny.

Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.

Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?

Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.

Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

Tsunaron: Whoops.

Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops"?

Tsunaron: Nothing.

Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"?

Tsunaron: I think he saw me.

Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?

Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?

Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

Tsunaron: Are you ready?

Kay-Em 14: I was built ready, baby.

Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?

Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.

Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?

Kay-Em 14: Nope.

Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!.

Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?

[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]

Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.

Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?

Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey Slappy.

[Jason turns around]

Tsunaron: Got a little something for you.

[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]