TSA Agent Quotes in The Pink Panther (2006)

TSA Agent: What's in your pocket, sir?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Uh, nothing.

TSA Agent: Sir, I'll say again: What's in your pocket?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Nothing.

TSA Agent: I'm gonna ask you again: what's in your pocket, sir?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau proceeds to mumble the word 'hamburger' in an unintelligible manner throughout his interrogation] All right... I have, in my pocket, a couple of 'hambworstforts'.

TSA Agent: What?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I have... in my pocket... a couple of 'dolvargars'.

TSA Agent: Sir?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau continues to mumble the word 'Hamburger'] 'Handbirders'.

TSA Agent: Sir, in your pocket, you have...?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have four... 'Hanholders'.

TSA Agent: I'm sorry, once more?

[Clouseau mumbles something unintelligible that sounds like'hamburger', but the TSA agent cannot understand Clouseau's thick French accent]

TSA Agent: Again!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: 'Damburrs'!

TSA Agent: Sir?

[a man in the crowd says "Hey, what's that"?]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: 'Damburger'!

TSA Agent: Sir, sir, I'm losing my patience.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?

TSA Agent: Yes.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm simply telling you I have a couple of 'tamburthers'.

TSA Agent: I've got an 'end darter' down on six, I've got an 'end darter'down on six!

National Guard: Locked and loaded, sir!

Security Agent: Show me your hands, sir!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I'll just show you!

[Clouseau attempts to take the hamburgers out of his pocket, and Ponton tries to keep Clouseau from making a fool of himself]

Security Guard: No, no, no! Stay here, sir!

TSA Agent: I'm gonna ask you again: What's in your pocket, sir?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have... in my pocket... a couple of "hamburstfers".

[Clouseau mispronounces "hamburgers" and continues to do so throughout the scene]

TSA Agent: What?

[Jimbo, the German shepherd, barks cautiously]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I have... in my pocket... a couple of "durvergers".

TSA Agent: Sir?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Amwerters.

TSA Agent: Sir, in your pocket, you have...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have... four anholders.

TSA Agent: I'm - I'm sorry, once more?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Amwerers.

TSA Agent: [growing frustrated] Again!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Dervers!

TSA Agent: Sir?

[a man in the crowd asks "What's going on"?]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Handbirders!

TSA Agent: Sir, sir, I'm losing my patience.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [tesstily] Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?

TSA Agent: Yes.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm simply telling you I have a couple of amburtars.

TSA Agent: I've got an end-darter down on six. I've got an end-darter down on six!

National Guard: Locked and loaded, sir! Show me your hands, sir!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I'll just show you!

[Clouseau takes his hands out of his pockets]

TSA Agent: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Ponton goes beyond the barrier ribbon]

Security Guard: No no no, stay here, sir!

K9 Guard: Sic him, W.!

[a German shepherd named W. leaps at Clouseau]

Peter Highman: I have to get back to Los Angeles.

TSA Agent: Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in you.