Trumpet Kid Quotes in American Pie 2 (2001)

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Trumpet Kid Quotes:

  • Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.

    Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.

    [Jim rams the kid in the face with his trombone]

  • Jim: Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty?

    Trumpet Kid: Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.

    Jim: Yeah, you must know Michelle.

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