Trooper Champlin Quotes in Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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Trooper Champlin Quotes:

  • Trooper Champlin: It's your wife, Father. She's hurt.

    Tom: Annie?

    Trooper Champlin: She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.

    Tom: I don't understand.

    Trooper Champlin: As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.

    Tom: I still don't get it.

    Trooper Champlin: [shows Tom hot dog] This... is your wife.

    [breaks hot dog in half]

    Tom: She broke her wiener?

  • Tom: I want to see Annie.

    Trooper Champlin: She's split in half.

    Tom: You mean like down-the-middle in half?

    [Holds up a sandwich and separates its halves]

    Trooper Champlin: At the waist.

    Tom: You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?

    Trooper Champlin: Yes. The truck is the only thing that is holding her together.

    Tom: Let's say this is her bottom half.

    [Holds up a doughnut]

    Tom: Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?

    Trooper Champlin: I'm not sure what you mean.

    Tom: Let me explain.

    [Holds up a sausage]

  • Trooper Champlin: Your faith will return. Just as sure as the sun will rise.

    Tom: Sounds like a long shot.

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