Trixie Quotes in Speed Racer (2008)
Trixie: Oh my god, was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a NON-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Trixie: Cool beans.
Trixie: [while watching race from above] Move it, Speed! It's getting ugly out there!
Trixie: Since when did winning become so important?
Speed: It is important. You gotta win if you want to keep driving, and that's what I want to do. It's the only thing I really know how to do.
Trixie: That's not true.
Speed: Come on, I wouldn't have made it out of high school without your help.
Trixie: Okay, that's true.
Trixie: Three, four, ready for more.
[during closing credits]
Trixie: Speed, are you all right?
Speed: Never mind that Trixie, I gotta get you out of here!
Trixie: You're wonderful, Speed!
Trixie: [seeing Speed in a formal suit] Hubba-hubba!
Speed: [finding him hiding in his truck] Spritle!
Trixie: You little sneak!
Spritle: It wasn't my idea!
Speed: Oh no?
Spritle: [pointing to his chimp, who points back] It was his.
Trixie: [refering to Hel] Well, this is America. She... she's sexy and loaded, and has high-powered connections.
Trixie: What can I say? We're all just bitches in the end.
Trixie: [after Camero shoots Gage though Trixie's dress] Oh my God, you could have shot me!
Camero: But I didn't.
Trixie: You're crazy!
Camero: You're welcome.
Trixie: Oh, my God. You're a wicked-cool covert operative masquerading as a sex-toy tycoon?
Hel: Mm-hmm. My mission was retrieve that... a weaponized vial of synthetic nano-swarm that Gage hijacked from a CIA convoy. It's filled with trillions of self-replicating robo-viruses that latch onto any living organism and suck the carbon out... 'til you, me, even the cockroaches are nothing more than gray goo.
Trixie: [to Hel; breaking character] A girl's gotta get her jollies somehow. Oh... and I really get off on watching girls fight. You guys were awesome!
Hel: Go to hell, Trixie!
Trixie: Last one in's a rotten egg.
Trixie: Don't tell me you don't want some of what I'm sellin. I'm gonna get you wet!
Trixie: We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read...
Trixie: 126.96.36.199 N...
Trixie: Gage wrote it on a photograph - some kind of desert picture from space.
Camero: And what good does that do us?
Hel: They may be vector co-ordinates. You're sure about those numbers?
Trixie: I'm positive. I have a photo-journalistic memory.
Trixie: My God, they're gonna lock us up forever!
Camero: Shut up, ax wound!
Trixie: [hesitantly] You shut up!
Camero: What did you say?
Hel: Back off, Camero!
Camero: No! Why don't you let Gland Canyon stick up for herself?
Gage: That's it, show us your grabber.
Trixie: You like that?
Gage: Yeah, Daddy likes...
Trixie: Try *this* one on for size.
[Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap]
Gage: Fuckin' hell!
Trixie: I call that move "shock and awe."
Gage: Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before.
Trixie: Oh! You are so sweet.
Gage: Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?
Trixie: [seeing the underground arsenal of weapons] Whoa! Looks like Gage was ready for war!
Hel: K-14 Corsair rail gun... carbon fiber mounts... hellfire damping system... and Zion laser scope. This is some serious and classified hardware.
Trixie: How do you know all that?
Hel: [realizing she's revealed too much] Uh... my father was a part of the CIA's Ghost Recon Group in the '80s.
Trixie: You know, I've been thinking...
Camero: [annoyed] Christ.
Trixie: Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?
Camero: I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?
Trixie: Why do you wanna know?
Camero: Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.
Trixie: Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.
Hel: Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?
Camero: I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.
Hel: I don't have any secrets.
Trixie: Well, what about you, Camero?
Camero: My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...
Camero: Come on! Fight me!
Trixie: I'm too weak and vulnerable!
Camero: Fine. If you're not gonna fight, then you're gonna fuck!
Camero: [seeing the contortionist tattoo just above Trixie's croch] You're... her? You're my best lay ever?
Trixie: [frightened to death] Surprise...
Trixie: Why are you dogging on me all the time?
Camero: Coz you're a slapper: a woman whose only purpose is to serve men and get their dicks hard!
Trixie: I don't serve men! I serve myself. I do what I do to gain power and control to be considered sexually desirable. I'm the one using them.
Hel: She's right, Camero, she can make men do whatever she wants with nothing more than just a glance or a well timed bend over. It's her gift.
Trixie: Darn tootin!
Top Cat: They call me T.C. It's short for "Top Cat".
Trixie: Oh, that's very clever. I'm Trixie, which is short for...
Top Cat: [interrupts] The future Mrs. Top Cat?
Trixie: [chuckles] You're funny, too. Too bad I have to go to work and too bad I don't take anyone from the alley.
Top Cat: Oh, I wasn't joking. I think you have stolen my heart. I'm usually the one who does the taking around here.
Trixie: [gasp] Is that why he's so upset?
Top Cat: [pulls out a bag of bird seed, throws it on Griswald, calls out for birds]
Top Cat: Now, where were we?
[gasp; finds out Trixie vanishes]
[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
Woody: [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie: A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie: We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie: You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie: It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Woody: [Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants: Shh!
Woody: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup: [to Woody] My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Buttercup] Shh!
Trixie: Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Trixie] Shhh!
Trixie: [back at him] Shhh!
Woody: [waves his arms] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie: We're either in a cafÃ© in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody: No, no no no, I...
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]
Woody: [Woody is trying to find directions to Andy's house on Bonnie's mother's computer. Suddenly a chat window pops up, and Woody reads the username of its sender] Who's "Velocistar237"...?
Trixie: [knocks Woody aside and starts typing frantically] Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that.
Trixie: It's just a dinosaur!
Woody: All right...
Woody: Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.
Dolly: You came from Sunnyside?
Trixie: But how'd you escape?
Woody: Well, it wasn't easy. I... What do you mean "escape"?
Mr. Pricklepants: Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
Woody: Wh...? Lotso?
Buttercup: The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!
Woody: But, how'd you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants: Chuckles... he'll tell you.
[Trixie falls off a ledge and we hear a crash offscreen]
Trixie: Trixie's okay!
Trixie: [at the vending machine, Twilight ponders how to get food out of it] Excuse me.
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Trixie: ... needs some peanut butter crackers.
[she places a coin in, and retrieves the crackers]
Trixie: VoilÃ !
Trixie: You're gonna wish you'd never been born.
Junior: Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!
[Junior is about to draw a mustache on a photo of Annie]
Trixie: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Junior: If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.
[Trixie just tied up the players for the puppet show and continues it herself]
Trixie: [as Uncle Sam] Sorry about the delay folks, but we are having technical difficulties.
Trixie: Yeah I had to scratch my balls!
Trixie: I think your dad likes my mom. Usually when a guy does that, I hit him with a car and I knock him down the stairs, I've gotta look out for her. But your dad, he doesn't bug me so much.
Junior: And you know something? Your mom doesn't bug me so much.
Trixie: Junior, I'm sorry I squirted you with the fire hose.
Junior: That's okay, I'm sorry I made you barf on the Crazy Dance.
Trixie: What'd you want me to come over so late for?
Junior: I had this crazy idea. I think our parents should get married!
Trixie: What are you talking about? Your dad is taken!
Junior: Well you know what, he may have a sudden change in plans.
Service Guy: You wanna hear a good joke? Okay, "Knock, Knock."
Trixie: Come In. Is that it?!
Trixie: What a load of lame duck! Do who hear yourself when you speak?! Do you hear what you are saying?!
Trixie: Even if I am between a rock and the deep blue sea, I am gonna fix this thing.
Trixie: It's brains, not bullets.
Trixie: She's dead now. She's never gonna be the same again.
Trixie: My name is Trixie Zurbo. I'm a private defective.
Trixie: You gotta grab the bull by the tail and look it in the eye.
[pointing at necklace]
Blackie Norton: Hey. I thought I told you not to wear that thing.
Trixie: Ah gee, honey, I think it's nice.
Blackie Norton: Yeah? Well I think it makes you look cheap!
[Rips it off of her]
Blackie Norton: Now don't wear it anymore. Blackie doesn't like it.
Venus Virgo: I'm gonna teach you something. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you. There's only four things you need to know about this career. This is is the answer to it all! Alright...
Venus Virgo, Trixie, Snoopy: Sucky, sucky, sucky. Fucky, fucky, fucky. Juicy, juicy, juicy. Money, money, money!
Trixie: [At the Lido beach] Duckie, will you take my shoes off and shake them out.
Hanneman: With pleasure, dear.
Trixie: Darling, I said only my shoes!
Trixie: Oh, you freshie!
Sartana: I'd like to get a room.
Trixie: I oughta warn you. The beds are full of bedbugs and uncomfortable, too. We ain't got roulette, there's no floorshow, and there's no girls. Our main activity is keeping out of the graveyard.
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