Trigger Quotes in Robin Hood (1973)

[the Sheriff and the vultures are building a scaffold to hang Friar Tuck]

Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, Trigger. Everything's rigged up and all set.

Trigger: Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.

Nutsy: Sheriff, don't you reckon you should give that trap door a test?

[pulls a lever and opens the trap door, allowing the Sheriff to fall in]

Sheriff of Nottingham: Criminently, now I know why your mama called you "Nutsy".

Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy?

Trigger: [tapping the side of the crossbow] You bet it is, Sheriff.

Sheriff of Nottingham: That's what I'm afraid of. You go first.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Criminently, Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way.

Trigger: Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on Old Betsy.

[Old Betsy goes off]

Sheriff of Nottingham: What in tarnation you tryin' to do, you birdbrain?

Trigger: Just doin' my duty, Sheriff.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours.

Trigger: [Finding out that Jack and Chris have switched places] I do *not* fucking believe this!

Trigger: The name's Trigger, as in "horse," as in "hung like."

Ginnie Armbruster: Well, well, well, who we have here?

Dr. Jack Hammond: We have... moi. Huh, me.

Ginnie Armbruster: You know when I first saw you a moment ago, a shiver ran down through my body. Do you think you have something to warm me up?

Dr. Jack Hammond: You mean, like, hot chocolate?

Ginnie Armbruster: I was thinking of something a little more personal and a lot more private.

Dr. Jack Hammond: Private as... as in... you and me?

Ginnie Armbruster: Can't think of anyone else I'd like to invite.

Dr. Jack Hammond: Okay.

Ginnie Armbruster: Okay?

Trigger: Ahh, this place is full of nuns.

[to Ginnie]

Trigger: Hello there. How ya doing? The name's Trigger, as in horse, as in "hung like".

Dr. Jack Hammond: [to Ginnie] This is... my son's friend.

Ginnie Armbruster: Oh.

Trigger: Yeah. Me and him are inseparable. The age difference doesn't matter because we think like an adult, and we also do...

[Looks at Ginnie's cleavage]

Trigger: other things like an adult.

Ginnie Armbruster: I have to go. It's been charming to meet your son's friend.

Trigger: Charmed's all mine.

Ginnie Armbruster: [to Dr. Hammond] I'll be seeing you.

Dr. Jack Hammond: Uh, sure. Anytime.

Ginnie Armbruster: Any... time?

Dr. Jack Hammond: Sure.