Tricky Quotes in Under the Cherry Moon (1986)

Tricky: I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.

Tricky: [mocking Christopher after he got stood up] I'll meet you at the club in two hours.

Christopher Tracy: I got waylaid.

Tricky: No, you got la-aid!

Tricky: Tell me Mary, is it true that you're engaged?

Mary: Yes.

Tricky: Tsk, tsk, what a pity. Sometimes life can be so shitty. Here's a girl who's smart and pretty...

Mary: And rich.

Tricky: I don't care about that! Honey, I really don't.

Katy: You low shit! What'd you do that for?

Tricky: Cause it's a full moon, I'm a werewolf, bitch, KISS MY ASS!

Christopher Tracy: I ain't afraid of shit!

Tricky: You afraid of bats?

[they see bats on the roof of the restaurant they are at]

Christopher Tracy, Tricky: BATS!

[they run out, screaming]

Tricky: Why you selfish son of a biscuit-eater!

Katy: You're gonna end up with no friends at all!

Tricky: I don't need friends! I'm my own man, just like Liberace!

Tricky: Good evening, ladies. Tricky's the name, and love is my game. You ain't got no money, I love you just the same.

Tricky: Got me out here in the middle of the night watching a window. Handle the money and leave the drawers to me.

Tricky: [When asked about the supernatural event that had transpired] It's Hoo-doo, I tells ya!

Tricky's Bedroom Ol' Lady: [Concerned, as Tricky speaks on phone] Who's that, Baby?

Tricky: [Abruptly] Shuddup!

Tricky: [Upon learning that their former colleague Green Eyes, beat this ex-girlfriend, Rose, regularly on a daily basis] Man, that's cold... I never beat my bitches... not every day,

Patient Zero: Tricky, you sensitive soul.

Green Eyes: [possessed by: Ah Puch, the South American blood-demon] I hear voices and they hate your f-ing guts!

Tricky: [to Romeo aka: Patient Zero] This guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Patient Zero: [to Tricky] Aw, you're just jealous 'coz the voices aren't talking to you.