Tricia Jones Quotes in Mallrats (1995)
Tricia Jones Quotes:
[Brodie introduces Tricia to T.S]
Brodie: T.S. Quint, meet Tricia Jones. They call her "Trish the Dish."
Tricia Jones: [Shaking T.S's hand] Nobody calls me that.
Tricia Jones: I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
Brodie: Be fair. EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Tricia Jones: I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.
Brodie: Little Trisha here is only fifteen, but somehow she's a senior.
T.S. Quint: How did you manage that?
Brodie: [Makes sucking noises]
Tricia Jones: Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
Brodie: Yeah, right. So what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. Or what?
T.S. Quint: Jesus, Brodie!
Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.
Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.
Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?
Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.
Tricia Jones: But...
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