Trevor Slattery Quotes in Iron Man Three (2013)

Trevor Slattery: Ah, well, I had a little problem with... substances, and I, uh, ended up doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do...

Tony Stark: Next?

Trevor Slattery: Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs...

Tony Stark: What did they say, they'd get you off them?

Trevor Slattery: Said they'd give me more!

[Stark enters the Mandarin's bedroom. He uncovers the bedsheet, only to find two women. He motions them to be silent before sneaking behind the bed when he hears the toilet flush. The Mandarin exits the bathroom]

Trevor Slattery: I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes!

[Approaches dresser]

Trevor Slattery: So which one of you is Vanessa?

[Vanessa raises her hand]

Trevor Slattery: Ah, Nessie!

[Throws fortune cookie to her]

Trevor Slattery: Did you know that fortune cookies aren't Chinese? They're American, based on a Japanese recipe.

Vanessa: There's some guy over here...

[Stark suddenly appears, pointing a gun at The Mandarin]

Tony Stark: Freeze!

Trevor Slattery: [Raises hands] Oh bloody hell.

Trevor Slattery: [watching TV] OLE OLE OLE OLE!

Trevor Slattery: You want something? Take it. The guns are all fake cause the wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones!