Trent Quotes in Transformers (2007)


Trent Quotes:

  • Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?

    Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.

    Trent: Oh, yeah?

    Sam Witwicky: Yeah!

    Trent: [grinning] Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?

    Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.

    [Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]

    Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.

  • Trent: Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat?

    Mikaela: God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.

    [walks off]

    Trent: [cocky] Okay. You'll call me.

  • Trent: So, what are you guys doing here?

    Sam Witwicky: [looking at the tree Miles is climbing] We're here to climb this tree.

  • [Earth pilot Trent inspects a Martian Flying Disc for the first time]

    Trent: You know, I've never flown one of these things before.

  • Trent: What kind of crap are you filling his head with?

    Pistachio Disguisey: Uh, the nice-ness?

    Trent: "The nice-ness?" You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?

    Pistachio Disguisey: [Imitates Trent] You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha?

    Trent: What?

    [Looks away and back]

    Trent: Are you mocking me?

    Pistachio Disguisey: [Imitates Trent] What?

    [Looks away and back]

    Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking me?

  • [first lines]

    Trent: Beat it.

  • [last lines]

    Trent: Oh shit. Not again.

  • Trent: You're so money and you don't even know it!

  • Trent: Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.

    Mike: That was so demeaning.

    Trent: She smiled, baby.

    Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.

    Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.

    Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.

    Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.

  • Mike: So how long do I wait to call?

    Trent: A day.

    Mike: Tomorrow.

    Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.

    Trent: Yeah.

    Mike: So two days?

    Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.

    Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

    Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?

    Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.

    Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...

    Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.

    Charles: Then ask her where you met her.

    Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?

    Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

    Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?

    TrentSue: Six days.

  • Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

  • Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

    Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

    Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

    Sue: Shivering.

    Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

    Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

    Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

    Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

    Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

    Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

    Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?

    Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.

    Sue: Honestly, man.

  • [playing a hockey video game]

    Trent: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.

    Mike: What? They don't have fighting anymore?

    Trent: Doesn't that suck?

    Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.

    Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.

    Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.

    Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.

    Sue: No man, we're in the playoffs.

  • [on the way to Las Vegas]

    Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?

    Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?

    Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!

    Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

    Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!

    Mike: Vegas!

  • Trent: Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.

  • Trent: Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?

  • Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?

    Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.

    Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!

  • Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?

    Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?

    Trent: No, baby, you're money.

  • Mike: You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.

    Trent: Baby don't talk that way.

    Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?

    Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.

    Mike: I want to leave.

    Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

  • Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.

  • [Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing video hockey]

    Sue: This is bullshit, such bullshit!

    Mike: The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.

    Sue: I took the Kings to the cup.

    Trent: Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.

    Sue: They are a finesse team.

    Trent: LA is a fucking bitch team. OOOOHHHHHHH!

    [Trent bodychecks one of sue's players]

    Sue: BITCH!

  • Trent: Vegas, baby. Vegas.

  • Trent: Y'know, it's not so much me as Roenick; he's good.

  • Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?

    Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.

    Trent: Anaheim.

    Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.

  • Trent: All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

  • Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.

    Mike: Yeah, well they're all skanks.

    Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.

    Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.

    Trent: Look at all the beautiful honeys here.

  • Trent: There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

  • Sue: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...

    Trent: Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything?

  • Trent: Look at this, okay? I want you to remember this face, here. Okay? This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

  • [why Sue carries a gun]

    Sue: People get carjacked.

    Trent: Who's gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Car? He's right Sue you don't need to carry a gat!

  • Trent: Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

  • Trent: You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

  • Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.

    Mike: Oh this is definitely 'old school'. This place is dead.

  • Trent: To the ladies?

    [raises glass]

    Mike: To the ladies.

    [clink glasses]

  • Trent: I'm the asshole is this place, right? I'm the asshole? I'm outta here! I'm not eating here... I wouldn't eat here... I'd never eat here anyway!

  • Trent: [Getting ready to play video hockey] You ready hip hop? You ready New Kids on the Block?

  • Trent: Score Chicago!

    Sue: Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit!

    Trent: [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...

    Sue: Man, don't do the instant replay thing...

    Trent: No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit.

    Sue: Don't do the fucking...

    Trent: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit!

    Sue: You're unbelieveable.

    Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.

    Sue: [Trent shoves Sue] Don't fucking touch me.

    Trent: When I'm not here will you practice?

  • Trent: Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

  • Sue: Pause the game.

    Trent: Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.

  • Trent: All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the asshole! I'm the asshole!

  • Trent: Our baby's all grown up.

  • Trent: [in overbearing tone] What... what don't you know? How you see yourself? You don't have any opinion?

    [no response from Duncan]

    Trent: I'm just asking. Pick any number, scale of one to ten. Just shout it out. Just say a number.

    Duncan: [reluctantly] A six.

    Trent: A what?

    Duncan: A six!

    Trent: I think you're a three. You know why I think you're a three? You know what would make me say that?

    Duncan: [morosely] No.

    Trent: You don't know? You have no idea?

    Duncan: No.

    Trent: You've got to speak up, buddy.

    Duncan: No!

    Trent: Since I've been dating your mom, I don't see you putting yourself out there, bud. Meeting kids your own age. And from what your mom tells me, you just seem content to hang around her apartment. Is that a fair assessment? You're just happy not do anything? 'Cause... damn, to me that is a three.

  • Betty: Oh, Steph, don't you look cute.

    [smacking her bottom]

    Betty: That's exactly the kind of suit that got me pregnant the first time.

    Steph: That's what I'm hoping for.

    Trent: Hey.

  • [after Roxanne shows up naked outside the firehouse]

    Trent: Who's at the door?

    C.D. Bales: Someone locked out of their house.

    Andy: Need any help, chief?

    C.D. Bales: Nah, it looks pretty boring, I'll handle it.

  • Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Well, I'll be leaving. Please continue without me.

    Trent: Nick, I would advise you to remain here and face the consequences of your actions like a man.

    Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Well, thank you for that unsolicited counsel, Trent, and please do drop dead.

  • Trent: When rich people do something nice for you, you give 'em a pot of jam.

  • Trent: You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a pre-emptive strike against litigation. I'm asking because...

    Meredith: I'll have dinner with you.

    Trent: What changed your mind?

    Meredith: Anyone who can say 'preemptive strike against litigation' with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.

  • Meredith: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You - you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?

    Trent: No. My house is black-tie.

  • [Fumbling on a date]

    Meredith: As you can see I'm not very good at this.

    Trent: You're charming.

  • Meredith: Wow.

    Trent: Yeah I know, the flowers are a little much, but I'm late. But only because I had second thoughts about the flowers and threw them away halfway down the block. Then had third thoughts and went back and got them.

  • Meredith: [on the phone after Mark's funeral] Trent, is it too late to say "I love you"?

    Trent: It's early.

  • Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.

    Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.

  • Meredith: I don't deal with passion well.

    Trent: Maybe you don't like that loss of control. You prefer to be the director, telling everyone what to do.

    Meredith: It's pretty painfully obvious, isn't it.

    Trent: Somewhat painful, yes... You know there's something to find out about me.

    Meredith: What's that?

    Trent: That I take direction pretty well.

  • Meredith: Well, That doesn't take long does it?

    Trent: What doesn't?

    Meredith: I mean, you turn a guy down a-and WHAM. he just metamophoses into an anger ball.

    Trent: An 'Anger ball'?

    Meredith: See.

  • Meredith: Look, Trent, you're a nice guy, I don't...

    Trent: [groaning] Oh, oh, that's - you know...

    [heading for the railing]

    Trent: I'm swimming to shore, you can call the Coast Guard.

    Meredith: Oh, come on!

    Trent: Nice guy? That's - I haven't been dismissed with that since high school!


    Trent: Does that mean no second date?

  • Trent: A little piece of me dies as each guy walks in.

  • Maggie Vogel: Mason's a dick.

    Trent: He's just afraid.

    Maggie Vogel: Yea, but he's still a dick.

  • Trent: There's one of 'em now! Let's get 'im before he marries my daughter!

  • Lloyd: Trent!

    Trent: Yes, sir.

    Lloyd: A pillow case is missing.

    Trent: I don't have it, sir.

    Lloyd: It's from your bed.

    Trent: I don't have it, sir.

    Lloyd: You want to go back into the hall?

    Trent: I don't have it, sir!

    Wilkes: [Trying to end the argument] Let him keep it.

    Lloyd: Keep out of this, Wilkes!

    Wilkes: Dr. Cristo said not to get him excited.

    Lloyd: You know what that pillow case means.

    Wilkes: [Puts a hand on Trent's shoulder to comfort him] It's all right, Trent. We know you don't have it.

    Trent: Thank you, sir.

  • Trent: A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuckin' earthquake, right? I was doing this one Bertha once, I swear to God it was like a 7.5. It's like, I'm lookin' at my dick, going, "Jesus Christ, why can't you do that?"

  • Devon: People say you're trash. Trash is something you put a lid on because it stinks. You don't smell so bad!

    Trent: That made my day!

    Trent: The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they're never the same.

  • Trent: I don't like ribbons, and I got me a hangover.

  • Trent: Your tits are stupendous.

    Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.

  • Trent: [while having sex with Bree] These would win in a fucking titty contest!

  • Trent: [to Clay] I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know...

    Clay Miller: Yeah?

    Trent: Yeah.

    [looks from Clay to door, seemingly tough]

    Clay Miller: [unfazed] What happens then?

  • Trent: [to Jenna, his girlfriend, while having sex with Bree] Shut the fuck up!

  • Trent: [to Bree] You got perfect nipple placement, baby.

  • Trent: [to Bree] Your tits are fucking just... so juicy, dude.

  • Trent: Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help?

    Lawrence: Dude, that's not a good look for you, man. You ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? Shit.

    Trent: Okay. Nolan. How about I pay, you pump?

    Nolan: Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.

    Trent: Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later.

  • Trent: Wake me up when it's time to die.

    Chuka: Are you scared of dyin', Lou?

    Trent: Not particularly. It just comes an inconvenient time.

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