Trench Quotes in The Expendables 3 (2014)

Trench: Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!

Trench: If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?

Drummer: This is it? This is your evac team?

Trench: Short notice.

Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Yeah, very short.

[from trailer]

Trench: What are you gonna do?

Barney Ross: [furious] Reload.

Galgo: Who the hell are you?

Trench: I'm the guy that just saved your ass.

Galgo: Ay!

Galgo: [starts cursing in Spanish] "¡Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar!" 'Nobody tells me anything and I'm getting confused, next I'm going to shoot someone who I'm not supposed to!'

[from trailer]

Trench: Happy hunting!

Trench: Look out for the CHOPPA!

Trench: Hurry up. It's boring.

Trench: I'm getting out of this business, and so should you.

Trench: Then I guess our favors are done.

[Trench smokes a cigar]

Trench: But you're still an idiot!

[the last word echoes through the hangar]

Trench: I'll be back.

Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.

[leaves]

Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.

Trench: [Church pulls up in a SmartCar] My shoe is bigger than this car.

Church: Shoot something!

Trench: [to Booker] Who's next? Rambo?

Trench: I need a weapon. Something big.

[looks at Caesar's gun]

Trench: Yours.

Hale Caesar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. My big weapon's hangin' right where it is.

Barney Ross: Come on, Caesar. You got a backup.

[Caesar reluctantly hands over his gun]

Hale Caesar: If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated.

Trench: In your dreams.

Barney Ross: [seeing their new plane] That thing belongs in a museum.

Trench: We all do.

[from trailer]

Trench: I'm back!

Church: Did you win?

Barney Ross: I think so.

Trench: Well, where's the proof?

Barney Ross: [Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag] Heads up.

[Chucks head onto the ground]

Trench: Nice touch.

Barney Ross: Trench?

Trench: Oh, this is embarrassing.

Barney Ross: Yeah, it sure is.

Lee Christmas: What's he doing here?

Trench: Saving this Chinese billionaire.

Barney Ross: Oh, yeah? That's funny. So are we.

Trench: Well, then we have a scheduling problem, don't we?

[to Gunner]

Trench: Cut me loose, Frankenstein.

Barney Ross: Don't get nuts, Gunner. Do it.

Trench: Oh, like I said. I'm busy anyway, so give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle. Right?

Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.

Mr. Church: [Uncertain] That's right.

Trench: [to Barney] Hey, why don't we have dinner?

Barney Ross: Sure. When?

Trench: In a thousand years?

Barney Ross: Too soon.

[Trench walks off]

Mr. Church: [Confused; about Trench] What's his fucking problem?

Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.

Barney Ross: How much?

Trench: Like I said.

Trench: Have you been sick? You've lost weight.

Barney Ross: Whatever I've lost you've found, pal.

Trench: Sir Edward. I thought you've been-

Sir Edward Markham: Buried. Yes. Waking up in that horrible oblong box, no air to breathe, trapped and no escape. Earth raining down on the lid, every shovel full burying you more deeply.

Amigo: A man don't change much in five years and the breed is the worst.

Trench: Don't have to. All we want is a guide through the mountains.

Amigo: That's what we want. What do he want?