Treena Quotes in Weirdsville (2007)

Abel: Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?

Todd: Yeah man!

Abel: Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?

Todd: I do.

Treena: It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!

Seamus: You're not getting married.

Treena: Jesus Christ!

Abel: You know what, watch your mouth little missy!

Treena: [screaming] I know! I know! Okay!

Abel: [yelling back] I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

[upon seeing Martin, the midget mall security guard]

Treena: That's so cute!

Martin: Something funny?

Treena: [talking in a little kid's voice] Hi! Who are you supposed to be? You're like the little chief of police of Munchkin Land or something!

Martin: [sarcastically] A 'Wizard of Oz' joke. That's very original. I never hear those.

[sneaking behind Martin and picking him up]

Treena: Gotcha! You want to take a little helicopter ride?

Treena: I bet you feel like a real piece of shit right now.

Royce: I don't know what you just said freaky girl, but I'm sure I don't like it!