Travis Proffitt Quotes in Overboard (1987)
Travis Proffitt Quotes:
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Dean Proffitt: Hey hey hey guys, look who's home
Greg Proffitt: Hi Mom!
Travis Proffitt: Hi Mom!
Charlie Proffitt: [in a raspy voice] Hi Mom!
Greg Proffitt: Gee Mom, we really missed you, we're so glad you're baaaaaack!
Dean Proffitt: [Dean sticks his hand out to tell the boys to stop the dramatics]
Annie: They aren't mine...
Dean Proffitt: Oh I was sure you'd remember them!
Annie: I think I'd remember if I had 3 children...
Dean Proffitt: ...FOUR honey, don't forget little Joe!
[Joe sticks his head out the window and Annie faints after believing she had four sons with Dean]
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Travis Proffitt: It's not us, Dad, it's Roy.
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Dean Proffitt: Their making out their Christmas lists
Annie: Oh already?
Travis Proffitt: How do you spell Porsche?
Dean Proffitt: Well, they got me thinkin' though what can I possibly give you ever that you don't already have?
Annie: A little girl
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Travis Proffitt: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Charlie: My ideas ALWAYS work. I'm gifted.
Travis Proffitt: I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat.
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Adele Burbridge: Is anyone at your home?
Charlie Proffitt: Yeah, our mom is.
Adele Burbridge: [dumbfounded] You boys have a mother now?, your father re-married?
Travis Proffitt: Yeah, we got ourselves a new mom now
Adele Burbridge: Well good, then I'm calling BOTH YOUR PARENTS.
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Travis Proffitt: [Dean knocks on the boys' clubhouse door] Who is it?
Dean Proffitt: Doctor Death, let's go!
Travis Proffitt: We're gonna go get her!
Dean Proffitt: Come on guys! Billy's friends are gonna help us!
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Annie: Get up, go to the bathroom, do what you normally do.
Travis Proffitt: Will you squirt us with the hose again?
Annie: That's up to you.
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Travis Proffitt: Are we gonna trade her in for a new mom?
Dean Proffitt: Not if we don't blow it!
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Dean Proffitt: What's going on here?
Charlie Proffitt: We're gonna get Mom back.
Joey Proffitt: We miss her.
Greg Proffitt: Yeah, she cut the crust off the bread.
Travis Proffitt: She doesn't take any of my shit either, I need discipline.
Greg Proffitt: We've got three dollars and four cents.
Charlie Proffitt: Yeah, we're gonna go rent a fishing boat and we're gonna get her back.
Dean Proffitt: Well no fishing boat's going to catch a yacht, especially at that price.
Greg Proffitt: Maybe she'll change her mind and come back.
Travis Proffitt: Oh right, doofus, she's on a yacht heading to New York!
Joey Proffitt: This is a job for Dr. Death!
Greg Proffitt: Yeah! Dr. Death could do it!
Travis Proffitt: We've got to do something, *right*, Dad?
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Dean Proffitt: [home from work] Hey guys, what's going on?
Greg Proffitt: [stops playing piano] I got the part of Tiny Tim in the school play!
Charlie Proffitt: [looks up from homework] I got an A in English!
Travis Proffitt: [looks up from homework] I'm flunking math.
Dean Proffitt: Yeah well we'll work on the math after dinner.
Annie: [teaching Joey to read with comic books] You're just in time, Dr. Death's on the rampage.
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Dean Proffitt: [finds Annie near catatonic] What's wrong with her?
Charlie Proffitt: She's been like that for an hour now!
Travis Proffitt: She's getting better though.
Dean Proffitt: Better?
Charlie Proffitt: Yeah she's not going
Charlie Proffitt, Travis Proffitt, Greg Proffitt, Joey Proffitt: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: Why'd she do that?
Travis Proffitt: She destroyed the scarecrow, Dad, she ripped that sucker's head off!
Joey Proffitt: [Pee Wee Herman voice] And now she just goes bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: [waves hand in front of her eyes] Hey, baby doll? What's for dinner?
Annie: [distantly] Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
Dean Proffitt: Alright, I got it from here. Get upstairs.
[picks Annie up]
Travis Proffitt: Dad, you think we should trade her in for a new one?
Dean Proffitt: Nah, she'll be alright.
[takes her out to the rain barrel and dunks her in]
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