Travis McCredle Quotes in Entourage (2015)

Ari Gold: Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?

Travis McCredle: No, but I feel like we already know each other. I saw your Sports Illustrated spread on the plane. That looked cold; was that cold?

Emily Ratajkowski: It was.

Travis McCredle: Well, it was still hot.

[awkward silence]

Travis McCredle: I know we met before but what is your involvement in this again?

Eric Murphy: I'm the producer of the movie.

Vincent Chase: And he's my manager.

Travis McCredle: OH! Yeah, uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan spinning pizza dough, right? Vince, you take care of more people than the Red Cross, huh?

Ari Gold: Vincent Chase is great in this movie.

Travis McCredle: Bullshit, he sucks. His too-pretty face ruins the fuckin' thing - it's distracting!

Ari Gold: How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing?

Travis McCredle: I guess I'm not! Which is why I told my father we should just bite the bullet, put some more money into this thing, and reshoot it with new actors and a different director.

Ari Gold: Hmph, reshoot. You have any idea what that'll cost?

Travis McCredle: That's your job to figure out! But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally. Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year - that guy's been dead twenty years!

[squeezes whipped cream into his mouth]

Travis McCredle: Fuck me. Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there talking to Vinnie Chase?

Eric Murphy: Sure is.

Ari Gold: You want to meet her?

Travis McCredle: I want to marry her, but you have to start somewhere.

Ari Gold: Come on, Travis. You mean to tell me you didn't wait outside her house, after she told you goodnight, just to see if Vince showed up?

Travis McCredle: He fucking snuck in there after me. I put in a whole night.

Ari Gold: Wow, I wasn't 100% sure I was right.

Ari Gold: Travis doesn't really hate the movie. He hates Vince.

Travis McCredle: Dad, he is so full of shit.

Larsen McCredle: What did I say? You want a boot up your ass?

Travis McCredle: [sheepishly] No.

Ari Gold: Now, I have a son, so this is hard.

Larsen McCredle: Well speak god damnit.

Ari Gold: This whole thing is over a girl.

Larsen McCredle: What girl?

Travis McCredle: Dad.

Larsen McCredle: Shut up. What fucking girl?

Ari Gold: Emily Ratajkowski.