Traci Levine Quotes in Latter Days (2003)

[chastising a major actress]

Traci Levine: Thank God she's leaving!

Andrew: Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"

Traci Levine: That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat?

Andrew: Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.

Christian Markelli: I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.

[Lila appears]

Lila Montagne: Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.

Traci Levine: Less fortunate, that bitch?

Andrew: You know somethin', tell!

Lila Montagne: No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise.

Christian Markelli: She hardly looks bulimic!

Lila Montagne: Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.

Andrew: He wanna throw himself out the window.

Christian Markelli: What?

Traci Levine: So... you live on the first floor.

Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.

Traci Levine: I was miserable in New York. At least in LA, you can be miserable while you get a tan.