Towel Confessor Quotes in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

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Towel Confessor Quotes:

  • Chip Rockefeller: Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...

    [Everybody gasps]

    Chip Rockefeller: But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.

    Towel Confessor: [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!

    Chip Rockefeller: Well, that is illegal! But, still...

    Underwear Confessor: I'm wearing someone else's underwear!

    [Everybody gasps and groans]

    Chip Rockefeller: No! I was talking about a...

    Dinosaur Confessor: I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!

    [Everybody laughs]

    Chip Rockefeller: All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.

    Wilma Slaghoople: My pearls?

    Betty O'Shale: Wilma!

    Fred Flintstone: All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...

    Chip Rockefeller: I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.

    Fred Flintstone: Low-life!

    Dinosaur Confessor: Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?

    Chip RockefellerWilma SlaghoopleBetty O'ShaleFred FlintstoneBarney RubbleMick JaggedRoxie: NO!

    [Dinosaur Confessor walks away]

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