Tourist Man Quotes in For Richer or Poorer (1997)

Tourist Man: Look, what's this gonna take, huh? Whaddaya need? Five bucks? A little Amish Lincoln?

Tourist Woman: Don't you wanna know what kind of car it is?

Tourist Man: Yeah, it's a brown Ford Explorer...

Tourist Woman: Look, it was right here, it's been stolen, I wanna file a report.

Manolo Sanchez: A report, will not help you find your car.

Javier Rodriguez: Eh; the police won't find your car.

Tourist Woman: You ARE the police!

Javier Rodriguez: [he writes down a number and hands it to her] You gonna call this man... and he'll find your car for you.

Tourist Man: I don't-I don't get it.

Tourist Woman: How is this guy gonna know who has our car?

Javier Rodriguez: ...the police will tell him.

Tourist Man: Why-why will they tell him and they won't tell us?

Tourist Woman: Because we pay him, stupid. Right? Then he pays the police and suddenly our car appears.

Javier Rodriguez: Es, es, es correct, es correct.

Tourist Woman: [quietly] Just give it to him, alright?

Tourist Man: I know.

Tourist Woman: Give him the money!

Javier Rodriguez: Let's start moving to the sidewalk.

Tourist Man: [offering the money] Take it.

Javier Rodriguez: Nononono.

Tourist Woman: No, please, take it!

Javier Rodriguez: Nononono, nono, let's start moving to the sidewalk, to the sidewalk, let's go to the sidewalk.

[disgusted, the couple start to walk off]

Javier Rodriguez: Call the man! Have a nice day.