Tourist Quotes in The Rock (1996)

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Tourist: [while in a cell on Alcatraz] What kind of a fucked up tour is this?

-- Tourist
Inspector Lt. Mankiewicz: Let me get this straight... you and your wife were attacked by four muggers and then all of a sudden this guy comes out from nowhere and begins shooting, killing these two here... and you don't know what he looks like?
Tourist: He saved our lives dammit! Where were you, giving out parking tickets?
Inspector Lt. Mankiewicz: I want a description of that guy looked like!
Tourist: He was a very good citizen!
Inspector Lt. Mankiewicz: I don't care! He was a killer!

-- Tourist
Malcolm Tucker: Fucking hung up, haven't you? You fucking hoity-toity fucking...
Tourist: Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right?
Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck.
[he runs into the distance]

-- Tourist
Tourist: I'm from Canada and I'm wasted!

-- Tourist
[an angry woman chases them away from her house]
Cody: Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of Bela Lugosi.
Tourist: Then who the hell was that?
Cody: Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.

-- Tourist
Tourist: Oh my God, it's a monster fish!

-- Tourist

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