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If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. -- Ben Kingsley
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy. -- Bella Thorne
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. -- Jack Nicholson
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. -- Usher
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. -- Carmen Electra
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. -- Drew Barrymore
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. -- Niecy Nash
Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling. -- Iyanla Vanzant
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown. -- Jennifer Lopez
Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. -- Warren Ellis
So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend? -- Alyson Noel
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. -- Harry Styles
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend. -- Lyor Cohen
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing. -- Drake
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. -- Ian Mckellen
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense. (Zoey Redbird) -- P. C. Cast
You were at the age where you could fall in love with a girl over an expression, over a gesture. That's what happened with your girlfriend, Paloma- she stooped to pick up her purse and your heart flew out of you. -- Junot Diaz
I think whenever we think of our hometowns, we tend to think of very specific people: with whom you rode on the school bus, who was your next door neighbor you were playing with, who your girlfriend was. It's always something very specific. -- Joyce Carol Oates
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! -- Greg Giraldo
You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. -- Jack Nicholson
It's a bonus if your girlfriend likes your music - definitely not a downfall. -- Ashton Irwin
It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. -- Jason Isaacs
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. -- Shirley Knight
When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation. -- Mary Lambert
How about keyboards in your mouth? How fast can you type with your tongue? People will think you're just masticating, when you're really talking to your girlfriend. -- Nolan Bushnell
My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes! -- Adam Garcia
The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you're married to is usually your No. 1. -- Ellen Pompeo
Go to a wig store with your girlfriends, never by yourself. You need someone to say, 'Girl that looks good!' You need someone to encourage you to try pieces on. Try to purchase a wig close to your natural hair color as possible, don't come in with brown hair and try to leave as a redhead unless you are fine with that! -- Sherri Shepherd
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. -- Stephen Hawking
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. -- Eugene Ormandy
If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend! -- Christopher Titus
Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! -- Godfrey
Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. -- Emmy Rossum
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. -- Bob Hope
Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better. -- Gene Simmons
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. -- Jeff Foxworthy
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. -- Stefan Molyneux
It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth -- Tara Sivec
If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. -- Kimberly Hahn
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. -- Jeanne Phillips
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. -- Daniel Tosh
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. -- Richelle Mead
Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. -- Grant Morrison
The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point. -- Kevin Hart
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? -- Bob Saget
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! -- Bella Thorne
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel. -- Paul Levine
Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. -- Rachel Hawkins
Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now? Archer shrugged. We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. -- Rachel Hawkins
It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month. -- Antony Garrett Lisi
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug. -- Phyllis Schlafly
When you have little kids, you lose friends because you're so busy, but as they get older, you realise how important it is to have your girlfriends around. -- Leslie Mann
Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good. -- Shane Dorian
Being poor sucks... It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month. -- Antony Garrett Lisi
I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren`t one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder. -- Jon Soltz
I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend. -- Gene Simmons
It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living. -- Mallory Ortberg
Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you. -- Amit Kalantri
When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend. -- Nas
If you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend and you live in England and she is in Sicily, do the decent thing and walk down there. Travelling by car or aeroplane wouldn't be right at such a moment. -- Werner Herzog
I think that's it's really important to have good friends. Nowadays, you can text 24 hours a day and be in constant contact, but every once in a while, it's nice to just get out with your girlfriends and have fun. -- Amanda Schull
What's a little calming distraction for your girlfriend in the midst of world entertainment domination?" "I'd stop the world from spinning for you." That silly line oddly touched me. "I love you." "Liked that one, did you? -- Sylvia Day
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings. -- Dave Attell
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. -- Kevin Nealon
It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that point overrode any notion of feminism, and which was a phrase that meant absolutely nothing apart from being friends with your girlfriends. -- Caitlin Moran
I heard you've been having some problems with your girlfriend." Headmistress Northcutt says. "No," I say. "Not at all." Audrey broke up with me after the winter holiday, exhausted by my moodiness. It's impossible to have problems with a girlfriend who's no longer mine. -- Holly Black
I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm not gonna say that there's not that special girl out there. But I'm in the music biz, and I'm focused on the music. -- Prince Royce
When new cooks come to work for me, they obviously make mistakes at the beginning or there's some messiness to the presentation. What I always say to them is: 'If you were cooking this for your mother or your girlfriend, would you make those mistakes?' -- Joel Robuchon
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend -- Luke Wilson
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl? -- Eoin Colfer
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced. -- David Cross
What's nice about Twitter is that you've got that point of contact with your fans that artists have never had before. I think it's good for musicians. Just as long as you don't start tweeting things about your girlfriends or boyfriends - there's got to be a line. -- Tom Odell
You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you're just sitting in your chair waiting for your girlfriend to put her face on and you haven't even started any of the festivities yet, the day still feels different. The electrons are fatter and pushier. -- Bill Callahan
I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally. Instead, find out what's needed and fix it. If your girlfriend laughs at your tie, don't take it personally. Find another tie or find another girlfriend. -- Marilyn vos Savant
As the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brother's girlfriends. -- Liam Hemsworth
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' -- Michael Franti
It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive. -- Joey Lauren Adams
Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother? -- Ally Carter
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. -- Croft M. Pentz
You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? -- Lorelei James
Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive. -- Rose Macaulay
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. -- Emo Philips
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. -- Junot Diaz
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) -- D. J. MacHale
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess. -- Dov Davidoff
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? -- Dov Davidoff
You're so young... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend? -- Peter Cameron
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. -- Jeff Foxworthy
A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your successful life. -- Wiz Khalifa
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 -- E. Lockhart
I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. -- Jackie Warner
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. -- Shannen Doherty
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. -- Jimmy Fallon
Melanie Fiona is a singer, a songwriter, she's a super-girl. I can be silly, goofy, really chilled. She's like your cool chill girlfriend, sister-friend. I'm just like everybody else. -- Melanie Fiona

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