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  • A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend. -- Paris Hilton
  • Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. -- Vanessa Hudgens
  • We all show facets, to your mother, or to your boyfriend, or a friend. You're always a bit different. -- Eva Green
  • The only thing that ever really bothers me is that a lot of people think I'm that girl who hates your boyfriend. I'm really not that girl. Some of my friends' boyfriends are my best friends. -- Lauren Conrad
  • Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Be stingy with your money! Don't splurge at the mall - and definitely don't give it to your boyfriend! -- Kimora Lee Simmons
  • The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. -- Mimi Pond
  • There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him. -- Greg Behrendt
  • I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat -- Jeaniene Frost
  • But if your boyfriend, out of nowhere and with no advance warning whatsoever, dumps you for no apparent reason, is it really about you? Or is it all him? -- Susane Colasanti
  • You're amazing, and I so want to be your boyfriend, because of what you just said, and also because that shirt makes me want to take you home and do unspeakable things while we watch live-action Sailor Moon videos -- John Green
  • It's easy for me to work with other girls because I'm a tomboy and I don't want the guy, your boyfriend - I'm not interested in looking better than you, so don't worry. Fail or win, whatever it is, I need to go do stuff. -- Michelle Rodriguez
  • You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time. -- Yunjin Kim
  • If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy. -- Lindsay Lohan
  • Your soulmate doesn't just mean your husband or your boyfriend. I have friends in my life who I believe I was meant to meet and be a part of. -- Louise Nurding
  • Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber. -- Jonathan Carroll
  • You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend. -- Caprice Bourret
  • I hated kissing Zoe Saldana too! I was like, "Take your tongue out of my mouth, please. Your boyfriend is standing right there." Most people think kissing beautiful costars must be great. But it's always awkward, man. -- Orlando Bloom
  • Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?' -- Graham Norton
  • A development deal is an in-between record deal. It's like, a guy saying that he wants to date you but not be your boyfriend. You know, they don't wanna sign you to an actual record deal or put an album out on you. They wanna watch your progress for a year. -- Taylor Swift
  • You've got one life, live it. Follow your dreams, quit your job, drop out of school, tell your boyfriend that he's lousy and walk out the door. This is your time. This is your life. You know what? Dream as big as you want to, its the cheapest thing you'll ever do. -- Jared Leto
  • You are playing cards with three Jeffs. One is your father, one is your brother, and the other is your current boyfriend. All of them have seen you naked and heard you talking in your sleep. Your boyfriend Jeff gets up to answer the phone. To them he is a mirror, but to you he is a room. -- Richard Siken
  • If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new male friend? I'm going to look at you sideways because your character's horrible and now I'm thinking you're going to do to me what you did to your ex. -- Damien Lemon
  • The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is: planet Earth at its height. Covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain, stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle. [Adam faints] The Doctor: [leans towards Rose, still looking out over the Earth] He's your boyfriend. -- Russell T Davies
  • If I was your boyfriend <3 -- Justin Bieber
  • It's nice when your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful. -- Pamela Anderson
  • Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch. -- Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion. -- Sheryl Crow
  • You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? -- Lorelei James
  • One of Renee's friends asked her, "Does your boyfriend wear glasses?" She said, "No, he wears a Walkman. -- Rob Sheffield
  • If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. -- Sarah Silverman
  • If you have breakouts, it can be really healing, it's a little bit stinky, but if you're not sleeping over at your boyfriend's, it's really effective -- Scarlett Johansson
  • Enjoy your relationship with your boyfriend and don't worry about the people or situations you dream about. Once you wake up, they're over; let them go. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you donâ??t want to call that your boyfriend, I know you donâ??t. -- Lauren Conrad
  • Does not-your boyfriend realize I'm Mormon?"I nod. "It turns out, Holder doesn't have an issue with Mormons at all. He just has an issue with assholes. -- Colleen Hoover
  • He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog. -- James Patterson
  • If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you in my arms girl, you'd never be alone, and I could be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend. -- Justin Bieber
  • ...who proved that you don't have to do what your parents want, or what your boyfriend wants, for you to be happy. You just have to be yourself, for there is no love greater than self love -- Jack Gantos
  • Maybe it's impossible to find everything you want in one person. Maybe everyone in your life gives you certain things you need. And your friends give you the rest of what you can't get from your boyfriend. -- Susane Colasanti
  • I will protect you," she promised the Bosendorfer inside. "I won't let you down."Sophie gave her a quizzical look."Bastards better not hurt my piano," Miranda replied."That's what you're worried about right now? What about your boyfriend~? -- Dianne Sylvan
  • I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend.""Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap. -- Michael Grant
  • Fred: "Is that brick wall your boyfriend?" Doug: "Only in my dreams." Fred: "Oh, you too? I'm Fred." Doug: "Doug. I should mention, in all fairness though that Christy's boyfriend is my best friend. He's the brick wall you should be worried about. -- Robin Jones Gunn
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  • I'm not your boyfriend, Isabelle," he called out.She went white, Simon was horrified by how badly his words had come out."I mean, I can't be your boyfriend, Isabelle," he said. "I'm not him--that guy who was your boyfriend. That guy you want. -- Cassandra Clare
  • we had each other. I never needed anyone else. That's the difference between you and me. You need all these people around you. Your friends, your boyfriend, everyone. Every single person has to like you. I only ever needed one person. Only ever needed you. -- Sara Zarr
  • Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked. Clair Olivia looked me up and downNo. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He's gay again and home for Christmas, so yay!" -- Bill Konigsberg
  • I'm really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you're on a red carpet or not. Even if you're just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in. -- Katy Perry
  • But-but"¦" Timmie's eyes couldn't get any wider. "Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one?" That was a good question. I cast around for an answer. Any answer. "He's English!" I settled on desperately. "And Mom"¦Mom hates foreigners! -- Jeaniene Frost
  • A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. -- Erma Bombeck
  • If you're looking for a boyfriend, you aren't gonna find one. They seem to come into your life when you least expect it. -- Kristin Cavallari
  • I've had two children. I've had three boyfriends. I've had a lot of things happen that can change your opinions and values and philosophies. -- Erykah Badu
  • I remember I had a boyfriend a long time ago who said, 'You need to change your name; you sound like a circus performer.' -- Lucy Punch
  • In real life, I'd say that your commitment-phobe/narcissist/bad boy boyfriend is a lost cause, but romance is shelved in fiction for a reason. -- Sarah MacLean
  • I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. -- Sandra Bullock
  • Most single women have been in that situation where there is a silent guy in your group. You don't see him as boyfriend material. He's just there, but you know all the same people. -- Zoe Lister-Jones
  • Remember that when you're young and your career feels like the most important thing, the most important thing is love and the relationships you have with people - boyfriend, friends and family. It's good to remember that. -- Josephine de La Baume
  • Back in high school, I went on dates, but I was too focused on my career. My parents were like, 'It's nice to have a boyfriend, but it's even nicer to own your house when you're 21.' -- Amber Riley
  • One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends. -- Lily Rabe
  • A bad boyfriend is someone you give everything to - you live with him, cook for him, sleep with him - thinking he is going to marry you and then he doesn't. When you are giving your all to a job and not getting credit, your job is a bad boyfriend. -- Mika Brzezinski
  • Your boyfriend shouldn't be your only friend. -- Bethany Jett
  • Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. -- Eugene Ormandy
  • Your boyfriend is"well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • It's nice to have a boyfriend, but it's even nicer to own your house when you're 21. -- Amber Riley
  • Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop. -- Lynne Ewing
  • It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. -- Charlaine Harris
  • Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:1. They hold you back2. Grind you down3. Then mess with your head -- Ali Harris
  • There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. -- Greg Behrendt
  • Assume whatever you do, both offline and online, will be seen by your mother, dad, boss, coach, boyfriend, teacherâ?¦ the world. -- Erik Qualman
  • If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else. -- Amy Poehler
  • I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my boyfriend! -- Natasha Bedingfield
  • Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. -- Derek Landy
  • When it comes to love, always be open. Because the second youre not pining after a boy, or a boyfriend, amazing love comes into your life. -- Emma Roberts
  • Hello, Grace's parents. I'm Grace's boyfriend. Please notice the chaste distance between us. I am very responsible and have never had my tongue in your daughter's mouth. -- Maggie Stiefvater
  • You might think that a boy is just your friend, but then if you find out that maybe he likes you (in a boyfriend way), everything changes instantly. (47) -- Charise Mericle Harper
  • I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. -- Shannen Doherty
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