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As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. -- Daniel J. Boorstin
If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. -- William H. McRaven
No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. -- Grace Slick
Traveling anywhere in the world involves some risk. You could always opt to spend your life cowering under your bed. -- Joe Haldeman
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. -- Ashton Kutcher
The thing about documentary is that you don't really choose your subjects: they come and grab you out of your bed. -- Beeban Kidron
Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do. -- Michael Jackson
There's something really terrible about having your BlackBerry next to your bed or having your laptop in the living room when you're talking to someone. The biggest source of stress in my life is the screen, the blogging. -- Jessica Valenti
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. -- Raul Julia
Stand by your bed and salute me. -- Craig Ferguson
You've made your bed, now go bounce on it. -- Peter Scott
Don't think about work in your bedroom or relaxation area. -- Matt Mullenweg
You can be a dreamer, but don't live in your bed. -- Sho Baraka
Commune with your own heart on your bed and be still. -- Maimonides
If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall. -- Myra McEntire
The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. -- Michael Jackson
Be careful who you allow into your bed, and more importantly your heart. -- Ann Marie Frohoff
Contaminate your bed and you will one night suffocate in your own waste. -- Chief Seattle
Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed. -- Douglas Adams
Ah, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow. -- Cotton Mather
Cultivate night-blooming jasmine near your bedroom window, and dream of men you've always longed for. -- Gwen Davis
When you know you are dying, self-deceptions fly from your bedside like embers off a bonfire. -- Darin Strauss
If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away -- Ned Vizzini
You used to scream so well when you were scared, back when I lived under your bed. -- Melissa Eskue Ousley
A great song is the reason you want to jump out of your bed in the morning. -- Greta Salpeter
But do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies" -- Skylar Grey
My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of the door because you won't get in. -- Jonas Eriksson
Your slippers last a lot longer in your bedroom. On a film set, they do get very scuffed up. -- Martin Freeman
When you lie down on your bed to sleep, remember with thanksgiving the blessings and the providence of God. -- Anthony the Great
serious difficulties don't vanish by themselves, they are standing around your bed when you open the eyes the next morning. -- Vicki Baum
Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business. -- Eminem
Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading. -- George R. R. Martin
Under most conditions, the best roof for your bedroom is the sky. This commonsense arrangement saves weight, time, energy, and money. -- Colin Fletcher
Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? -- Lynda Barry
May you never lay your head down, without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold. -- John Martyn
If I am to judge others, I should be subject to be judged. You make your bed, you must lie in it. -- Nigel Barker
Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed. -- Sue Grafton
You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me. -- Brenda Novak
It's hard to make up your bed while you're still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason. -- Robert Breault
Making your bed every morning is correlated with better productivity, a greater sense of well-being, and stronger skills at sticking with a budget. -- Charles Duhigg
joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep upon your bed. -- Khalil Gibran
At day's first light have in readiness, against disinclination to leave your bed, the thought that "I am rising for the work of man." -- Marcus Aurelius
A thoughtful cup of tea brought to your bedside each morning means more to me than the huge bouquet of flowers bought once a year. -- Penny Jordan
Desire is poison at lunch and wormwood at dinner; your bed is a stone, friendship is hateful and your fancy is always fixed on one thing. -- Pietro Aretino
the lies of centuries, the lies of love,the lies of Socrates and Blake and Christwill be your bedmates and tombstonesin a death that will never end. -- Charles Bukowski
You can't even sing or play an instrument, so you just scream instead. You're living for an image, so you got five hundred women in your bed. -- Lenny Kravitz
The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed. -- Francis Ford Coppola
Many of us have had that experience of being in love with someone and then they end up being your enemy and there's a stranger in your bed. -- Rachel Holmes
So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.... -- Alanis Morissette
I've always been curious about the monster that lives under your bed. Even at 30 years old you lean over the bed to see if there's something under there, potentially. -- Matt Barr
I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing." -- William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham
You'll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me. -- Richelle Mead
To read a paper book is another experience: you can do it on a ship, on the branch of a tree, on your bed, even if there is a blackout. -- Umberto Eco
Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away. -- Earl Nightingale
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. -- Jeremy Clarkson
Upon retiring, sleep as if you had entered your last sleep. Upon awakening, leave your bed behind you instantly as if you had cast away a pair of old shoes. -- Soyen Shaku
Laugh out, O stream, from your bed of green, / Where you lie in the sun's embrace; / And talk to the reeds that o'er you lean / To touch your dimpled face ... -- Phoebe Cary
After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind. -- John Ratzenberger
Like a gift, beautifully wrapped at the foot of your bed each morning, today asks that you open it and enjoy everything inside. Exhaust yourself with all it has to offer! -- Steve Maraboli
'As you have made your bed, so you must lie on it'; which again is simply a lie. If I have made my bed uncomfortable, please God I will make it again. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed. -- David Hewson
D'ye ken that the only time I am without pain is in your bed, Sassenach? When I take ye, when I lie in your arms-my wounds are healed, then, my scars forgotten. -- Diana Gabaldon
What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed. -- Paula Poundstone
You grow ravenous. You run fevers. You know exhilarations. You can't sleep at night, because your beast-creature ideas want out and turn you in your bed. It is a grand way to live. -- Ray Bradbury
No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out. -- Bohumil Hrabal
I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad. -- Robin McKinley
Whether you've seen angels floating around your bedroom or just found a ray of hope at a lonely moment, choosing to believe that something unseen is caring for you can be a life-shifting exercise. -- Martha Beck
No. I don't go through your things. I just come once in a while to make sure you're in one piece. I like knowing you're safe, asleep in your bed. I haven't stolen anything... -- Ilona Andrews
I have a request to make,my lord.He held her gaze; she could see him trying to decide what she might ask, but eventually he surrendered.And that is?Take me to your bed. -- Stephanie Laurens
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not! -- Jack Paar
Sometimes when you cut your bed tracks right off the bat, you don't really know where the vocal is landing and where the background vocals are, and other loops and stuff that are going on. -- Tommy Lee
You could harbor a man in your bed or your body, play on his nervous system like Paderewski at the keyboard, and not shift his brain one inch out of the concrete of dogma. (p. 5) -- Jonathan Lethem
I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood.""Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?""How else? Though not till I'm done reading. -- George R. R. Martin
I have a request to make,my lord."He held her gaze; she could see him trying to decide what she might ask, but eventually he surrendered."And that is?""Take me to your bed. -- Stephanie Laurens
You women are all the same, if bed's all right, You think everything else can go to the wind. But if there's any infringement of your bed-rights, Then fair is foul and all hell's let loose. -- Euripides
Unfortunately, when you're an actor you have to act. It's not like you can sit in your living room, your bedroom, your study or whatever and act with yourself. It requires having somebody to respond to. -- Chris Sarandon
I love that you can pick up your phone at a hotel and have something to eat in your bed. I love home, but there are amenities at a hotel that you simply don't have at home. -- Adam Richman
The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night. -- Mira Grant
If you are unhappy - be that way in your bedroom - but whenever you come out into the world, in real selfless giving we push all of that aside and we smile, love and give to others. -- Frederick Lenz
Sleeping with your phone in your bedroom is never a good idea, but it's even worse when you're bullied online because it's too tempting to stay up all night trying to 'fix' the situation - which isn't possible anyway. -- Rosalind Wiseman
Leave your bed upon the first desertion of sleep; it being ill for the eye's to read lying, and worse for the mind to be idle; since the head during that laziness is commonly a cage for unclean thoughts. -- Frances Osborne
Supporters of Osama bin Laden want to rename the Arabian Sea after bin Laden's death. They want to call it "Martyr's Sea." Please, hiding in your bedroom for six years with the blinds closed? How about "Chicken of the Sea? -- Jay Leno
It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun. -- Eric Stonestreet
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings. -- Dave Attell
Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,' he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. 'Shake it off. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin'. We are going to press on. We have work to do. -- Barack Obama
Ricki Jo," Momma says, "who's on the phone? Tell them it's past your bedtime."I cover the receiver and look over my shoulder at my folks. Right. 'Cause a ten o'clock bedtime is something I want to shout from the mountaintops." -- Alecia Whitaker
The best pop music is the songs that a group of people can dance to, but you can also listen to in your bed and cry. That's something obviously that The Beatles started and... so having that darkness there opens another door. -- Andrew Dost
The best pop music is the songs that a group of people can dance to, but you can also listen to in your bed and cry. That's something obviously that The Beatles started and... so having that darkness there opens another door. -- Andrew Dost
This feeling is not unlike the sinking in one's stomach when one is in an elevator that suddenly goes down, or when you are snug in your bed and your closet door suddenly creaks open to reveal the person who has been hiding there. -- Daniel Handler
This feeling is not unlike the sinking in one's stomach when one is in an elevator that suddenly goes down, or when you are snug in your bed and your closet door suddenly creaks open to reveal the person who has been hiding there. -- Daniel Handler
I fell in love with a civilian. Not an actress and not a famous actress at that. Because then the attention doesn't double - it grows exponentially. Because then suddenly everybody wants to be in your bedroom. But I don't really give them anything. -- Matt Damon
In the future, when Microsoft leaves a security-flaw in their code it won't mean that somebody hacks your computer. It will mean that somebody takes control of your servant robot and it stands in your bedroom doorway sharpening a knife and watching you sleep. -- Daniel H. Wilson
I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless? -- Anne Tyler
It's hard for anyone, no matter what their age, having a child and trying to make a career, but you survive. My mum always had the motto 'You made your bed, you lie in it' and I guess I had to take responsibility for myself. -- Lisa Maffia
In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations." You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit. -- Cassandra Clare
I didn't say I would start a yard." "You didn't have to. I'll come back next year and you'll have a nest of horses outside your window and Puck Connolly in your bed and I'll buy from you instead of Malvern. That's your future for you. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Beware The Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowed perch, behind granite and lime. They watch you at your hearth, they watch you in your bed speak not a whispered word of them or they'll send the Talon for your head. -- Scott Snyder
Is this your bedroom?" she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big red floppy hat back on his head. The feathers waved back and forth. "Don't get any ideas," he said. "I'm far too young and innocent for that kind of thinking. -- Rachel Caine
How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked. Tristan blinked. "Excuse me?" "He'd love to!" Gary said. Tristan shot him a look, "Good," said Ivy, failing to notice Gary's wink. "Ella can be a pillow hog, but all you have to do is roll over her. -- Elizabeth Chandler
Making your bed could be a piece of art, and writing a book could be a piece of art. You could also write a book that's not a piece of art, but that is a book, and it could be a book that was written by an artist. -- Matthew Brannon
The problem with heartbreak is that nobody can help you when you're heartbroken. Nobody and nothing. Not the films you watch alone desperately searching for a character who feels the way you do, not the glasses or bottles of whisky you keep by your bed and certainly not Instagram. -- Alexa Chung
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back. -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed. -- Matthew McConaughey
You must bring great resolve to your work. It's not all a bed of roses. -- Douglas Conant
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. -- Joel Madden
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. -- Jim Davis
You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work. -- Monica Potter
Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course. -- John Gielgud
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed? -- Caitlyn Jenner
You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight. -- Reggie Jackson
Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. -- Laura Marano
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. -- Ian Mckellen
Strew your gladness on earth's bed, So be merry, so be dead. -- Charles Sorley
The most secure method, to ruin your health, is a SICK BED! -- Paracelsus
Getting out of bed is a good way to leave your troubles behind. -- Nancy E. Turner
I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... -- John Mayer
There is no such thing as a bed of roses all your life. -- Hank Aaron
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Rise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success. -- Arthur Miller

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