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It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. -- Howard Stern
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. -- Les Dawson
As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and she were dressed in different clothes, I might never have talked to her. She might have projected something that I found distasteful, even if she otherwise looked exactly the same - a beautiful woman to me. -- James Gray
I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word. -- Greta Garbo
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. -- Jimmy Soul
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. -- Max Miller
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. -- Jerry Lawler
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