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Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records. -- Jim Ramstad
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? -- Milton Berle
My only concern about art collaborations is that I never thought of myself as an Artist. My tax forms say Musician/Songwriter. -- Sufjan Stevens
Every evening, I come home tired and have just enough energy to fill out the endless tax forms, to pay bills, not to let my house neglected and to hear the radio concert for an hour. -- Fritz Zwicky
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms. -- Sam Ewing
Self-realization: No ego, no desires, no weight problems, no tax forms, no death to die, no life to live. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta -- Dave Barry
Right now my field must tackle describing a world where falling in love, going to war and filling out tax forms looks the same; it looks like typing. -- Quinn Norton
Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity. -- Mortimer Adler
I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form. -- Geoffrey Rush
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. -- Fred Allen
Government subsidies to elite private universities take the form of tax deductions for people who make charitable contributions to them. -- Robert Reich
Give tax breaks to large corporations, so that money can trickle down to the general public, in the form of extra jobs. -- Andrew Mellon
Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud, tax evasion, and other nefarious activities. -- Ron Lewis
Anything to do with any new form of tax, like consumption tax in Japan, carbon tax in Australia, these are big issues that cannot be easily decided. -- Najib Razak
Americans spend much of their adult lives paying taxes in various forms. We should end this practice of paying a tax that is triggered only by debt. -- Jennifer Dunn
Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it's not like cutting a movie and test focus-grouping it and filling out forms. -- Mark Hamill
Good intentions often get muddled with very complex execution. The last time the government tried to make taxes easier, it created a 1040 EZ form with a 52-page help booklet. -- Brad D. Smith
America's corporate and political elites now form a regime of their own and they're privatizing democracy. All the benefits - the tax cuts, policies and rewards flow in one direction: up. -- Bill Moyers
Nearly all educational expenditure should be considered a capital outlay, whether it provides a future return in the form of enhanced taxable income or in terms of an enhanced quality of life. -- William Vickrey
I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes. -- Barack Obama
Barack Obama's life was so much simpler in 2009. Back then, he had refined the cold act of blaming others for the bad economy into an art form. Deficits? Blame Bush's tax cuts. Spending? Blame the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. No business investment? Blame Wall Street. -- John Sununu
The 9-9-9 plan would resuscitate this economy because it replaces the outdated tax code that allows politicians to pick winners and losers, and to provide favors in the form of tax breaks, special exemptions and loopholes. It simplifies the code dramatically: 9% business flat tax, 9% personal flat tax, 9% sales tax. -- Herman Cain
We Protestants automatically assume that the Pharisees are the Catholics. They are the self-righteous people who have made Christianity a form of legalistic religion, thereby destroying the free grace of the Gospel. We Protestants are the tax collectors, knowing that we are sinners and that our lives depend upon God's free grace. -- Stanley Hauerwas

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