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  • I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? -- Luis Guzman
  • My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond. -- Eric McCormack
  • I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius. -- Chris Diamantopoulos
  • I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. -- Will Rogers
  • My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day. -- Robert Wagner
  • I've been a lucky man. I've only faced one real tragedy: the death of my wife, Maggie, from cancer in 1995. -- Charles Jencks
  • What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother. -- Phyllis Schlafly
  • To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful choices was a real treat. -- Lasse Hallstrom
  • I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. -- Bill Cosby
  • I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out. -- Taryn Manning
  • The real boss in the family is my wife. She didn't want me hanging around the house all day and said, 'You don't want to retire; you'll regret it.' So I listened to her. -- Bill Gross
  • I mean, on the television, I've got to continue to be Star Jones Reynolds. And I enjoy that. But in my real life, I'm a wife now. You can't really be bossy when you're married. -- Star Jones
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  • A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father. -- Frank Abagnale
  • One of the things I discover a lot in marriage counseling is the husband or wife trying to get their spiritual thirst quenched by their partner; I think that's a real common mistake that we make. -- Max Lucado
  • My wife and I have never been able to have kids of our own. Physically, it's impossible. The doctor checked. So we tend to unofficially adopt lots of twenty-somethings. I have a real soft spot in my heart for youth. -- Doug Jones
  • I began playing Monopoly for real when I was 26 years old. Today, my wife and I have approximately 1,400 little green houses - each paying us monthly. You do not have to be a rocket scientist or have a Harvard degree to play Monopoly for real. -- Robert Kiyosaki
  • I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife. -- Haile Gebrselassie
  • The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. -- Barbara de Angelis
  • The particular way I'm going to die is not going to be particularly pleasant. It will probably be physically uncomfortable, and it won't be an easy thing for my wife and kids to watch. I think it will be a real challenge to see if I can squeeze the lemons hard enough to still get lemonade the last few weeks. -- Randy Pausch
  • Jack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics. -- Jack Sharkey
  • In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife. -- June Allyson
  • No role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife. -- Vera Farmiga
  • My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. -- Milton Berle
  • Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. -- Jerry Lawler
  • The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real meaning of mystical experience. -- Edward Abbey
  • How quickly pettiness returns, and that most ignoble form of real estate, the possessive occupation and tyranny over two square inches of human flesh, the wife's cunt. -- Leonard Cohen
  • Wouldn't Ponochio II be a great musical, now that he has to face the real world and get a wife... job. Now he wants to be a toy again. -- Rufus Wainwright
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