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  • My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. -- Tim Conway
  • My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me. -- Christina Baker Kline
  • I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. -- Pippa Evans
  • My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. -- Margaret Cho
  • My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' -- Cy Twombly
  • My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer. -- Michael Cera
  • My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot. -- Casey Wilson
  • My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. -- Jeff Ross
  • My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity. -- Kym Whitley
  • I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps. -- Roz Chast
  • I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. -- Jim Carrey
  • My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes. -- Cecily Strong
  • The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. -- Mindy Kaling
  • My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams. -- Richard Simmons
  • I'm thankful my parents obliged me to live with the unvarnished truth: I might not have been a looker, but I was a better speller than the prettiest girl in my class, and I was funnier, too. -- Laurie Graham
  • I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. -- Jo Brand
  • I really like 'Shameless' because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that's really important that's a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It's done in a funny, smart way. -- Justin Chatwin
  • Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. -- Ben Stein
  • Up until the age of 9 or so, I was an incredibly happy, pretty well-adjusted, funny kid who made my parents laugh all the time. I was a bit of a clown, and I was really happy. And then my parents divorced, and I kind of turned into a different person. -- Christopher Stanley
  • I was raised by extremely strict - but also extremely loving - Chinese immigrant parents, and I had the most wonderful childhood! I remember laughing constantly with my parents - my dad is a real character and very funny. I certainly did wish they allowed to me do more things! -- Amy Chua
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