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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. -- Fran Lebowitz
I don't think that the world would be a better place if everyone owned a dog, and I don't think that all relationships between dogs and their owners are good, healthy, or enriching. -- Caroline Knapp
My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them. -- Tiffani Thiessen
Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time. -- Cesar Millan
All of us want to live, and that is absolutely natural. However, we should learn from childhood on to choose our best way to die. If we don't do that, we end up spending our days like a dog, only in search of harbour, food and expressing a blind loyalty to his owner in return. That isn't enough to make our lives have a meaning. -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
If I'd find a dog, I'd try to find the owner, of course, but it was mine! I just can't live without them; I love them so much. I have cats, too. People call me all the time and say, 'We know of a couple of cats people don't care for,' and I say, 'Bring them!' That's it - two words. I'm always open for that. -- Doris Day
How come dog and dog owner are so alike? -- Hiroko Sakai
There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner. -- John Grogan
There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner. -- Barbara Woodhouse
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer. -- Barbara Woodhouse
Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be. -- Mark Barrowcliffe
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car. -- Demetri Martin

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