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Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. -- Graham Chapman
Fashion has this youth mania. But 70-year-old ladies don't have 18-year-old bodies, and 18-year-olds don't have a 70-year-old's dollars. -- Iris Apfel
I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one! -- Tyne Daly
The big publishers want someone they can send on the Jewish book circuit, somebody the old ladies can see marrying their granddaughters. -- Joshua Cohen
Young Republicans are a very, very important constituency. Along with little old ladies, they provide the foot soldiers for the Republican Party. -- Roger Stone
The thing about having a very young mother who had you at 20 is that you expect that you're going to be old ladies together. -- Julianne Moore
When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as marketability is concerned. -- Lee Haney
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth. -- Jane Jacobs
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who don't follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies with a ton of class. -- Rila Fukushima
I have played old ladies since I was 17 years old, and very convincingly. I've always looked funny and was too tall to play the leads and so had to play the grandmothers. -- Geraldine Page
While some who downplay Christ's divinity have imagined Jesus as a great social worker 'being kind to old ladies, small dogs and little children,' orthodox Christianity has not wanted Jesus to have a political message. -- N. T. Wright
Waitresses, soldiers, rickshaw drivers, old ladies selling vegetables - my father would schmooze anybody. He was Clintonesque before the word existed. And, of course, it paid dividends. Ill-tempered guards at the most notorious border crossings waved him through with cheery smiles. Haughty maitre d's fawned over him. -- Scott Anderson
You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. -- Neil Young
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies! -- Joan Rivers
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. -- William Faulkner
You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund -- Ben Elton
The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies -- Big L
I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone. -- Big Pun
I was too shy to be around real people. It wasn't like old ladies talking to plants. -- Michael Jackson
Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. -- Ian Kelsey
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. -- Davey Havok
King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say. -- Virginia Woolf
Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.] -- Virginia Woolf
Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are pretty much that way. -- Donna Leon
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies! -- Dana Gould
We would not want our children to be beaten with extension cords, but we would not expect them to go out and kill little old ladies because of it -- James C. Kimbrough
The English have no imagination: and yet they do show imagination in two things - two only. In the evening-clothes worn by old ladies, and in their cafÃ©s. -- Natalia Ginzburg
I no longer gave a sick dog's drop for the wisdom, the reliability and the authority of the public's literary mind, those creeps and old ladies of vested reviewing. -- Norman Mailer
At the small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness of distinction - it fascinated rather than repelled. -- Agatha Christie
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who dont follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies with a ton of class. -- Rila Fukushima
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street. -- Claes Oldenburg
I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The writer's only responsibility is to his art...If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies. -- William Faulkner
I don't want to be a rock star all my life. I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las Vegas with all those housewives and old ladies coming in with their handbags -- Mick Jagger
That is the stimulus of nature; it is never, never old, and always developing. Even the scarred, wrinkled earth herself is a mere infant among the old ladies and gentlemen that tread foot-paths in the sky ... -- Mabel Osgood Wright
"I'm not going anywhere," she told me that night. But until we are old ladies-a cypress age, a Sawtooth age-I will continue to link arms with her, in public, in private, in a panic of love. -- Karen Russell
I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I'm afraid I'm going to see an old lady with white hair, just like the old ladies in the park. Alittle bundle in a black shawl just waiting for the coffin. -- Paddy Chayefsky
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A virgin a whole virgin is judged made and so between curves and outlines and real seasons and more out glasses and a perfectly unprecedented arrangement between old ladies and mild colds there is no satin wood shining. -- Gertrude Stein
Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an urge to smash windows or to bash old ladies over the head in order to steal handbags. -- Eva Hart
Europeans forget that one-third of the American people have had a personal conversation with Jesus Christ and that the born-again are not just little old ladies in black but also CEOs and provosts of universities and candidates for office. -- Edmund White
I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing. -- Dane Cook
The last major breakthrough for the theatre was electricity, and we have to push beyond that if we want to move beyond the blue-haired old ladies in the stalls. Im going to keep working on the integration of film and video technology. -- David Soul
I've always been a bit repelled by "Sunset Boulevard", which is wrong about almost everything it touches, whether it's fame, Hollywood, screenwriters, or old ladies. Sunset Boulevard would only make sense to me if it was about John Gilbert and the pool boy. -- William Monahan
I did this scene in 'Lars and the Real Girl' where I was in a room full of old ladies who were knitting, and it was an all-day scene, so they showed me how. It was one of the most relaxing days of my life. -- Ryan Gosling
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it -- Jennifer Coolidge
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. -- Jennifer Coolidge
Bad writing is more than a matter of shit syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories about what people actually do? to face the fact, let us say, that murderers sometimes help old ladies cross the street." -- Stephen King
Bad writing is more than a matter of (expletive deleted) syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories about what people actually do to face the fact, let us say, that murderers sometimes help old ladies cross the street. -- Stephen King
Just remember, sometimes people will put you ahead of themselves. It does happen. (Leta) Yeah, the whole world is just rainbows and puppies. Boy Scouts really do help old ladies cross the street without mugging them and no one ever ignores a trauma victim's screams. (Aiden) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and put their bags in the car, and they would give me two dollars. I felt like the richest man in the world. -- Adam DeVine
And the cool kids always had a stop sign in their bedroom. Which means: "I don't care if people die. I want my stop sign." At least the assumption was that they took it down from somewhere and now there are old ladies hitting each other head-on somewhere. -- Josh Smith
I know in the Christian church the old ladies use to say "what the devil meant for bad God meant for good." So some of the things that I think they went out and tried to be detrimental to my life saved me in a lot of ways. -- Kwame Kilpatrick
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy. -- Louis C. K.
I do disguises for different reasons. I like to study people - be like the fly on the wall. Even if it's two old ladies sitting on a bench or some kids on a swing. Because I don't know what it's like to fit in an everyday life situation. -- Michael Jackson
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. -- Adam Sandler
I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished.' -- Scott Porter
I think sometimes in relationships, ladies like having a man who takes care of them, nurtures them. If you can't find it in a man your own age, you find it in somebody who is older. -- Michael Douglas
I'm just tired of people saying I'm a self-hating Jew because I'm critical of Israel or make fun of old Jewish ladies. I do not hate myself. And Jews who criticize Israel aren't necessarily mentally ill. -- Harvey Pekar
Michelle Pfeiffer hasn't been finding a lot of work recently because she doesn't like what a woman her age is offered. That's a real double standard. You get Sean Connery, who gets older and older, still playing opposite young ladies, but it doesn't work the other way around. -- Denzel Washington
Stick to the classics, and you can't ever go wrong. I see old ladies on the street who have fabulous style and realize it's because they are probably wearing really classic items that they've had for years and years. I think if you find something that suits you, you should just stick to it. -- Alexa Chung
My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, 'Hey, I'm onto something here.' -- Bill Rancic
Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet. -- John Dryden
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. -- Milton Jones
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? -- Lewis Grizzard
Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough. -- Perry Brass
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I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished. -- Scott Porter
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible. -- Ursula K. Le Guin
It's old white ladies, old black ladies, old black men, who don't even listen. Everyone else, everyone who understands, likes Snoop Dogg. They like my music. -- Snoop Dogg

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