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  • A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. -- Erma Bombeck
  • My go-to jeans are old Levi's I've gotten from boyfriends; they're worn-in and really yummy and perfect. -- Laura Wasser
  • I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. -- Isla Fisher
  • With apologies to all my past boyfriends, I never loved a man the way I loved my old apartment. -- Jami Attenberg
  • Even the people I surround myself with... are wiser, a little bit older than me, where before, all my boyfriends were younger. -- Kim Kardashian
  • I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a crush on a dead, 19th-century author! -- Natalie Merchant
  • Suzhou is an ancient city full of old gardens that are very famous in China. It is very beautiful. Plus, I met my boyfriend there! -- Fei Fei Sun
  • I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 16, and he was eight years older. My father was furious about this 24-year-old, and I had to hide the relationship. -- Ellen Pompeo
  • My old boyfriend, Warren Beatty, used to say I was a late developer,' she reflects. 'He was right. It took me 50 years to find motherhood and unconditional love.' -- Diane Keaton
  • When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook. -- Evangeline Lilly
  • I was brought up with old-fashioned values. I wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend until I finished school. I wasn't allowed to wear make-up: the nuns would scrub your face if they saw it. -- Imelda May
  • By the time the discussion starts about a movie, it's like bringing up an old boyfriend. It's like, 'I don't even remember exactly what he was like, and now we have to talk about it?' -- Lena Olin
  • Each album takes two or two-and-a-half years to finish between recording and touring. It's like being with an old boyfriend every single night watching the same things on TV. There is a world out there going on that I'm missing. -- Bat for Lashes
  • A strong sense of humor, a really awesome personality, and maturity is also really important in a boyfriend. I tend to only be attracted to older guys for that reason. I just love guys who have a really strong sense of who they are. -- Elizabeth Gillies
  • I don't care that much about rote memorization. An old boyfriend of mine used to get into lacerating arguments with his parents over facts, and I used to watch on in mute astonishment. How could anyone actually argue about something that could be looked up? -- Susan Orlean
  • In high school I had a boyfriend who was super into rap, so I was into Too $hort and Wu-Tang for a little while. And my best friend's older brother would sometimes drive us home in this pimped-out truck, and he'd play all his dirty rap music. We thought we were really cool. -- Kirsten Dunst
  • Only two things change when you get older: the energy in your voice and the time of night you feel it's appropriate to call someone. In your 20s, people call at 2 a.m. and yell, 'Are you up?' into the answering machine. Now, someone calls after 8 p.m., and my boyfriend is like, 'Who is that? Who could be calling at this hour?' -- Michael Patrick King
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