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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -- Earl Wilson
The post office doesn't guarantee delivery, but it tries really hard. It's called best efforts communication. If you put two postcards in the post-box, they don't necessarily come out then in the same order that you put them in. So, that means that there's potentially disorder with your delivery, and that's also true in the Internet. -- Vint Cerf

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