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I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. -- Henny Youngman
But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman. -- Tim Allen
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny. -- James M. Cain
A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. -- Michael Frayn
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. -- Prince Philip
Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage. -- John le Carre
Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" -- Chris Rock
In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual. -- Simon Blackburn
Civilisation has, indeed, become a slaughtering-car crowned by a grinning effigy of Comfort, before which man blindly and voluntarily hurls himself in his own ignorance. -- Eugen Sandow
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman

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