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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. -- Mitch Hedberg
I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home. So I did this whole romantic setup in our bedroom with flowers and rose petals. She was so mad when she got home, but then when she walked in, she was so surprised. -- Trey Songz
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. -- Mitch Hedberg

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