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The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease. -- Jacques Chirac
We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. -- Paul Brown
If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would. -- Charles Schumer
The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes. -- Jay Leno
I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease. -- Dominic Monaghan
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. -- Billy Connolly

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