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Rosecrans is a family name - it used to be a last name in our family. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations. -- Mackenzie Astin
I collect misspellings of my last name. Jame McRoy, McGros, Legras - it's become kind of a sport. -- James LeGros
I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name. -- John Cornyn
My brother sings. My brother is a singer-songwriter. His name is Parker Ainsworth. He changed his last name to his middle name. -- Lauren Worsham
Sarfati. That's my real last name. I don't use it a lot because I got 'Lea So-fatty,' 'Lea So-farty' at school. -- Lea Michele
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There's this common perception that having a famous last name is all you need. A surname may get you a meeting, but if there's no talent you won't get the part. -- Lily Collins
I'm thinking, 'Man, there's this whole other group of people that are attached to me because of my last name and my family's roots.' That's pretty cool. That's special, that's a lot of power and it's important. -- Mark Sanchez
My first name is a boy's name. It's Tanner. I've always gone by my middle name but, yeah, my first name is Tanner. And King is my mom's last name. I took my mom's last name since I was 18. -- Elle King
The last name is pronounced Jill-en-hall. It's spelled with two l's, two a's. We have a song in my family; G-Y-Double L - EN - HAAL spells Gyllenhaal. It's a Swedish name. It's a family heirloom set to music. -- Jake Gyllenhaal
I have a very feminine voice when I write, a very womanly point of view. My last name feels strong and powerful. To me, it's almost a bit masculine. I like the dichotomy of the two. Two sides perfectly represented within my name. -- Banks
My real last name is Galifianakisburg. -- Zach Galifianakis
I don't tell many people my last name. -- Allegra Versace
First name: Mister; middle name: period; last name T. -- Mr. T
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name. -- Lee Trevino
Yeah, my friends call me Mike, Michael or just my last name. -- Michael Phelps
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz -- Nathan Lane
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz. -- Nathan Lane
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. -- Zach Galifianakis
It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great. -- Don Rickles
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? -- Garry Shandling
My last name may have opened doors, but I have to keep them open -- Lily Collins
My last name may have opened doors, but I have to keep them open. -- Lily Collins
I should have checked the price tag before I gave them my last name. -- George Strait
More is required than a common last name to truly be called a family. -- Wes Fesler
Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? -- David C. Holley
Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad. -- Marla Maples
She wanted to ask him why they were all strangers who shared the same last name. -- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. -- Brittany Murphy
I never liked my last name or my first name, but it's not as bad as Frigidaire, so it's fine. -- Christian Louboutin
Having the last name Kalitta didn't make me a racer, but it definitely makes me want to be a winner. -- Scott Kalitta
I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name -- John Cornyn
Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight. -- Jarod Kintz
The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do. -- Monica Lewinsky
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If Cape wasn't your last name, what was your real one?" I asked, deathly curious now. "Ahhhh," he complained. "Pincas Huckleburr. -- Tamora Pierce
The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -- Kid Cudi
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . Thatâ??s enough, I myself choose my way -- Ali Shariati
My father is Chinese, Spanish, and Filipino; my mother is half-Irish and half-Japanese; Greek last name; born in Hawaii, raised in Germany. -- Mark Dacascos
My last name is originally Irish. I'm not exactly sure whereabouts it's from, but I've got family branches that were traced back there. -- Matthew McConaughey
I really believe in the last name Hoffa being something powerful. You want to live your life to bring honor to that name. -- Reese Hoffa
Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had. -- Howie Mandel
William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? -- Jarod Kintz
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. -- George Clooney
Son, my name isn't Knight to you, it's Coach Knight or it's Mr. Knight. I don't call people by their last name and neither should you. -- Bobby Knight
At this point of my life, I'm not out to protect anybody. I'm out to protect seven people, and they all have the last name Armstrong. -- Lance Armstrong
It is important to say "sir" at these moments. And if they ever call you by your first-middle-last name, you better watch out. I'm telling you. -- Stephen Chbosky
I will play the characters with last names like Sanchez and Gonzalez until the day I die, but I also want to play the 'Michelle Smiths.' -- Gina Rodriguez
I would not ask anyone to vote for me based on my last name. I am certainly not campaigning to be president because my last name is Clinton. -- Bernie Sanders
It's important to note that Jesus and Christ are two different faith affirmations. Hardly any Christians have been taught that - they think "Christ" is Jesus's last name. -- Richard Rohr
Her last name was Purchase, and I was sold. I tried to buy, but as there was only one of her, she was OUT OF STOCK. Better luck tomorrow. -- Jarod Kintz
A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive. -- Cory Duchesne
Iâ??ve named everything that Iâ??ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night. -- Amy Sedaris
My father didn't know his last name. My father got his last name from his grandfather, and his grandfather got it from his grandfather who got it from the slavemaster. -- Malcolm X
The first person besides my mother who believed in me was a man whose last name I never knew. He was my boss, the manager of Swenson's Ice Cream shop. -- Mona Simpson
Sam- I didn't know you had a last name I thought you were like Iman or Madonna or Beyonce. You just needed the one name. Dekka- Yeah sure, me and Beyonce -- Michael Grant
I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two. -- John F. Kerry
I think that people assumed I was white because of my last name. My father is Caucasian, my mother is Hispanic. But English was my second language, believe it or not. -- George Zimmerman
Katniss Everdeen owes her last name to Bathsheba Everdene, the lead character in 'Far From the Madding Crowd.' The two are very different, but both struggle with knowing their hearts. -- Suzanne Collins
People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, leave a little extra time. -- Jay Leno
So I'll be your queen if you'll be my king,My knight to defend my claimed heart.I need no crown, just your last name and a ringAnd the promise you'll never depart. -- Phar West Nagle
I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman. -- Paul Reubens
I'm hyper-aware of my last name and it's lack of Derby or Horowtiz-esque sonorousness. Moffett sounds like a type of couch cushion. I guess I'm hoping to start a wave of first-name usage. -- Kevin Moffett
I thought I would keep the first name Susan and change the last name but I picked up this book and as I opened it the lead character in it was called Morgan Brittany. -- Morgan Brittany
The crowds treat me like my last name. When I go onstage people usually stand up, I never ask them to, but they do. They stand up and they don't know how much I appreciate it. -- B. B. King
I like my feet. I have a tattoo on my foot with my last name. They're dancer feet. They're pretty. My toes are proportioned nicely. And they're strong - I can pinch people with my toes. -- Caity Lotz
I don't think it's at all weakening of the system if people with the same last name put themselves forward to the electorate, when their experiences, their character, and in my case, gender, may be different. -- Hillary Clinton
Before 'Twilight,' occasionally I would get the 'Hey are you that girl from that movie?' but no one knew my first and last name. The fans of the saga are amazing, and it's very flattering. -- Nikki Reed
Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher. -- Demetri Martin
Ted Templeman, the producer, and Donn Landee, the engineer, are the same team that signed Van Halen, when they were called Mammoth. Donn convinced them to change it to the last name of the guitar player and drummer. -- Sammy Hagar
I was this person with this weird last name from New York that no one had ever heard of. But my screen test I guess, according to him, was the best. So I got the part, which was incredible. -- Mary Steenburgen
Music is in me. I don't have much of a choice. People might listen to one of my songs or come and see my because of my famous last name, but if my music's not good they won't hang around. -- James McCartney
So darlin' if your wonderin' why I brought you here tonight I wanna be your husband I want you to be my wife I ain't got much to give you but what I got means everything Its my last name -- Dierks Bentley
I love doing TV. It's such a breakneck pace, you know. It's kiss and go with your leading man. You meet them in the morning and go right into a clinch. The filming is over before you know their last names. -- Paulette Goddard
I'm following my dreams and doing what I love as a designer. I did not want to be one of those kids with a famous last name that doesn't do anything. That is very unfulfilling to me and I'm very happy. -- Nicky Hilton
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble. -- Frank Zappa
America was the place that said, 'It doesn't matter where you come from, it doesn't matter what your last name is, it doesn't matter if you drink cortaditos, or lattes, or coffee with milk. Here, if you work hard, anything is possible. -- Cristina Saralegui
Way back in 1979, as a guest on a local TV show in Arkansas, then Hillary Rodham was quizzed about not taking her husband's last name when they got married and keeping her job as a lawyer while being first lady of the state. -- Tamara Keith
America was the place that said, 'It doesn't matter where you come from, it doesn't matter what your last name is, it doesn't matter if you drink cortaditos, or lattes, or coffee with milk. Here, if you work hard, anything is possible.' -- Cristina Saralegui
The American dream means that you have the chance to work hard, get an education and do great things for yourself, for your kids. The great thing in American is it doesn't matter what your last name is, doesn't matter if you're wealthy. -- Bobby Jindal
That ones yours,huh?"he asked,pointing to 3A."How come it just says 'Kyle'?Doesnt he have a last name?" "Kyle wants to be a rock star,"Simon said,heading down the stairs."I think his working the one-name thing.Like Rihanna. -- Cassandra Clare
Sebastian it is. You can tell me what a patron saint is later, since I have no knowledge of such things. Sebastian Kane. "Sebastian Kane Cannon. You're going to marry me and use my last name, right?" "Is that supposed to be a proposal? -- Christine Feehan
I'm not a tough guy or a good fighter at all. [Boxing] is just a great way to work out that's not boring. It's also good for your mental health. If you have an Irish or Scottish last name you should definitely do it. -- Gavin McInnes
There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit. -- Pat Summerall
It took me until my teenage years to realize that I was medicating with music. I was pushing back against my stupid school uniform, instructors who called me by my last name and my classmates, who, while friendly enough, were not at all inspiring. -- Henry Rollins
I love music. It's always been a big part of my life, and I don't think people should, you know, judge me by my last name instead of listening to the album. I think the music definitely speaks for itself, and it's a great album. -- Paris Hilton
I want people to consider talent without a last name or a race attached to it. I knew it would be a long path but also worth the struggle. That's when I got my confidence and when I started to figure out what beauty is. -- Genesis Rodriguez
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains. -- Brad Wilkerson
I'd never trade my old girl for all the money in the world. I'd never trade my daughter Toya for all the money in the world. I'd never trade my only boy for all the money in the world. I put my last name first! -- Rick Ross
You will not be asked about your culture in your grave. And you will not be judged based on your Father's last name. When the trumpet blares, there will be no more kings, only slaves. And your family traditions will not be able to keep you safe. -- Boonaa Mohammed
I've always had to deal with being biracial, even in music. When I came on the scene, I'd go to these record labels, and they'd say things like, "Lenny Kravitz. That's a weird name." I'm brown-skinned and I've got these dreadlocks and I've got this Jewish last name. -- Lenny Kravitz
Before anyone learns my last name, they always assume I have some type of Latin background in me somewhere. I love it! I think the Latin culture is sexy. It's one of my goals to learn to speak Spanish one day; then I will really be able to fool people! -- Torrey DeVitto
It is only our conception of time that makes us call the Last Judgement by this name. It is, in fact, a kind of martial law. -- Franz Kafka
Accompanied by an Australian photographer named Nigel Brennan, I'd gone to Somalia to work as a freelance journalist, on a trip that was meant to last only ten days. -- Amanda Lindhout
The Small Business Lending Fund was cleverly named by its authors last Congress. Since its implementation, however, it would appear a more appropriate name would be the Bailed Out Bank Refinancing Fund. -- Ed Royce
A Harris poll I've seen says only 12 percent of the electorate names taxes as one of the most important issues facing the nation. Voters put tax cuts dead last, behind education, Social Security, health care, Medicare and poverty. -- Lane Evans
I remember one of my last shows, the Final Jeopardy! clue was something like 'These two boys' names are top 10 boys' names in the U.S., they both end with the same letter, and they're both names of Jesus' apostles.' Now, obviously that's not a knowable fact. -- Ken Jennings
I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often when he's been bad. -- John Gallagher, Jr.
Dad's Jewish and Irish, Mom's German and Scotch. I couldn't say I was anything. My last name isn't even Downey. My dad changed his name when he wanted to get into the Army and was underage. My real name is Robert Elias. I feel like I'm still looking for a home in some way. -- Robert Downey, Jr.
A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. -- Trey Parker
Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest' -- Drake
My name is Death: the last best friend am I. -- Robert Southey
Love is the last and secret name of all the virtues. -- Iris Murdoch
God is our name for the last generalization to which we can arrive. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Her name is Ago, and she belonged to the last culture to evolve in North America. -- N. Scott Momaday
Death... The moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time. -- David Eagleman
Don't tell me your name. It's likely to awaken my conscience, and that's the last thing we want. -- Julia Quinn
I can't recall a day this year or last when I did not hear the name of Babe Ruth. -- Hank Aaron
If a man can preach one sermon without mentioning Christ's name in it, it ought to be his last. -- Charles Spurgeon
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton. -- Creed Bratton
She had gradually changed her name. "Jane" was too dull. Last year, she'd added a "y", becoming Jayne, which had more personality. -- Caroline B. Cooney
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. --
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times. -- Dana Gould
They say we die twice - once when the last breath leaves our body and once when the last person we know says our name. -- Al Pacino
They need only to look at him, hear his name, and the last of reason goes up in smoke. They sink into a state of befuddlement. -- Anna von der Goltz
Shakespeare's last play was called The Tempest. It wasn't called just plain Tempest. The name of my record is just plain Tempest. It's two different titles, -- Bob Dylan
During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate. -- Bill Maher
How meagre one's life becomes when it is reduced to its basic facts. And the last, most complete reduction is on one's tombstone: a name, two dates. -- Bill Vaughan

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