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I've taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything. -- Johann Lamont
The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full. -- Gerry Adams
Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I posted to Twitter I panicked, I took it down and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story, to stick to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake. -- Anthony Weiner
If women really want equality, we have to wipe the slate clean. It no longer matters in the largest sense what men did to us for the last 200 or 300 years. -- Nancy Friday
I havent partied since...last Friday! -- Kate Moss
At Sussen, the Devil carried off, last Good Friday, three grooms who had devoted themselves to him -- Martin Luther
At Sussen, the Devil carried off, last Good Friday, three grooms who had devoted themselves to him. -- Martin Luther
Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot? -- Katy Perry
John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go. -- David Letterman
I love 'Last Friday Night' by Katy Perry almost as much as 'Karma Police', and if you want to straddle that line, you have to take the slings and arrows. -- Chris Martin
At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. -- Tina Fey
The Cap and Trade Bill HR 2454 was voted on last Friday. Proponents claim this bill will help the environment, but what it really does is put another nail in the economy's coffin. -- Ron Paul
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which point, Joe Biden ran in and started giving Bruce a shoulder rub. -- Jimmy Fallon

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