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Kids are funny. -- Mark Waters
I thought I was funny as a kid. -- Jo Brand
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. -- Courtney Thorne-Smith
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. -- Steve Coogan
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. -- Adam Carolla
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. -- Demetri Martin
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! -- Garth Brooks
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. -- Liam Hemsworth
The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. -- Bill Gates
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. -- Vanessa Bayer
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. -- Tom Bodett
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. -- Pauly Shore
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid. -- Larry Dixon
I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. -- Will Forte
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. -- Larry David
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny. -- Rachel Dratch
As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny. -- Noah Baumbach
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. -- Sarah Silverman
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. -- Amy Poehler
The tour bus is always fun, and there's plenty of time to watch movies. Actually, Kanye introduced me to the movie 'Step Brothers.' We were sitting there, watching it and clowning around - it was so funny, man. -- Kid Cudi
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. -- Courtney Thorne-Smith
God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? -- Stephen King
Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read. -- Lincoln Peirce
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. -- Bill Murray
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. -- Katy Perry
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. -- David Walton
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. -- Michael Gambon
I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. -- Ville Valo
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening. -- John Kricfalusi
It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. -- Ana Gasteyer
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business. -- Ivan Stoikov
Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. -- Steve Martin
Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy kids who know they are valued and either forget the other parts or turn them into funny stories. -- Jen Hatmaker
When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. -- David Hasselhoff
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. -- David M. Evans
People want to bring kids to their level, and they want to make it seem like kids have this thing. It's seen as funny to them. -- Mara Wilson
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. -- Malin Akerman
I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap. -- Tracy Morgan
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. -- Sugar Ray Leonard
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian -- Sugar Ray Leonard
Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book. -- Sid Fleischman

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