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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. -- Erma Bombeck
When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. -- Magic Johnson
A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh. -- Tori Amos
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. -- Tina Fey
In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it. -- Billie Jean King
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? -- Mary Astell
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
I see myself being a father, hopefully a husband, but I'm very gun-shy. The older I get, the further the goalpost. -- Esai Morales
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. -- Roseanne Barr
My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done. -- Sherri Shepherd
I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve. -- Abraham Lincoln
Sometimes when things get kind of frantic, it helps to call my husband Steve, because I think he's got a real good sense of where everything's gonna be in a few years. -- Christa McAuliffe
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar. -- Lucy Stone
I'm very lucky that my husband is a true partner in child-rearing. If I get home late, he gets home early or vice-versa. I travel more, and he's able to spell me when I'm gone. -- Bonnie Hammer
If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband. -- Sophie Kinsella
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work. -- Margaret Cho
One of the things I discover a lot in marriage counseling is the husband or wife trying to get their spiritual thirst quenched by their partner; I think that's a real common mistake that we make. -- Max Lucado
Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in. -- Tina Fey
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge. -- Jen Lancaster
My husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester. -- Enid Nemy
Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married. -- Erica Jong
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help. -- Rita Rudner
The girl, indeed, is rare who does not, on getting married, attempt to remodel her husband according to her own ideas. -- Aimée Dostoyevsky
I'd rather marry my husband in the stage where I know what I'm getting into and what it's going to be like for our life together. -- Tamera Mowry
It's all about getting them back in, and I think"my husband and I talk about it all the time"it's about making it personal for the guest. -- Stephanie Izard
We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance. -- Patti Stanger
The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out... -- Janet Jackson
Cancer came back into my life twice in order for me to understand something, and I guess I still wasn't getting it. And my husband wasn't getting it, either. -- Mariel Hemingway

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