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If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Rory Bremner
Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. -- Bob Seger
January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out. -- Michael Caine
Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun. -- Regis Philbin
It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures. -- Lauren Holly
I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it? -- Hoda Kotb
I live in New York, and the only live animals you see are cockroaches, rats and pigeons, which I admire immensely. When I see an animal that thrives in the garbage, I feel relief; in our urban environment, other animals are dying out. -- Isabella Rossellini
I have a really great family, and when I'm not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I don't get crazy. -- Abigail Breslin
One day I went up to my mom and I said, 'Mom, can I have permission to build a 2.3-million electron-volt atom smasher - a betatron - in the garage?' And my mom stared at me, and she said, 'Sure. Why not? And don't forget to take out the garbage.' -- Michio Kaku
What happened was I saw this ad for a yogurt plant for sale. It was in my junk mail pile, and I threw it into the garbage can. And then about half an hour later, with the dirt on it, I picked it up from the garbage can, and I called out of curiosity. -- Hamdi Ulukaya
I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go out in the alley because I just knew that the paper-towel roll I threw in the recycling bin was uncomfortable, like it was lying the wrong way, and I would be down in the garbage. -- Fiona Apple
I've had times when I've done what seems like a thousand interviews to promote a film that I'm in. I start to think that I'm the best thing that ever happened to the world, talkin' about myself for cryin' out loud. Then I come home, and my wife needs me to help with dinner and empty the garbage, and the kids need help with their homework. -- Gregory Hines
Why is meditation essential? By meditating we take our garbage out. -- Harbhajan Singh Yogi
You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage. -- Caroline Manzo
Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage. -- Len Elmore
Take out the garbage...true happiness comes from within not from without! -- Ken Poirot
When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage. -- Nomar Garciaparra
Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump. -- Rocky Marciano
I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it -- garbage in, garbage out. -- Jerry Falwell
I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. -- Taylor Lautner
Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough. -- Cornelius Plantinga
I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball. -- Michael Jordan
If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage. -- Lee Marvin
There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place! -- David R. Brower
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. -- Demetri Martin
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. -- Lee Grant
I've always been an outsider. I am an outsider in Garbage. I'm the odd one out by default. -- Shirley Manson
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. -- Ricardo Flores Magon
Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out. -- Don Watson
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". -- Rodney Dangerfield
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I am very amazed by the runners out there because I like jog to the garbage can outside sometimes, and I get tired. -- Kacy Catanzaro
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage. -- Lara Flynn Boyle
The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. -- Taylor Lautner
Garbage in, garbage out. Or rather more felicitously: the tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster. -- Nick Harkaway
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you. -- Frank Zappa
You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there. -- Natalia Vodianova
Someone has to take the garbage out, someone has to cook the food, and someone has to clean the dishes. I want to do all of that. -- Paula Creamer
All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs. -- Antonin Artaud
There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people. Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything? -- Bob Woodward
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. -- Andy Rooney

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