Garbage disposal quotes:

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  • I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. -- Gisele Bundchen
  • My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. -- Demetri Martin
  • The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world -- Robert Orben
  • Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. -- Guy Debord
  • she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm. -- David Foster Wallace
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  • There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage. -- Phil McGraw
  • A mental disease has swept the planet: banalization presented with the alternative of love or a garbage disposal unit, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal unit. -- Ivan Chtcheglov
  • Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing! -- Li Cunxin
  • I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds. -- Gisele Bundchen
  • The deployment of geolocating tags attached to ordinary garbage could paint a surprising picture of the waste management system, as trash is shipped throughout the country in a maze-like disposal process - as we saw in Seattle with our own Trash Track project. -- Carlo Ratti
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