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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. -- Lea DeLaria
Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character. -- Todd Rundgren
Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that. -- William Weld
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful. -- Julie Burchill
The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America. -- John Waters
So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny. -- Rachel Cohn
I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too. -- Barbara Bretton
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. -- Dolly Parton
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that..." "Everythings going to be alright. -- Brian K. Vaughan
The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children. -- Charles Bukowski
Why are you worried about him? Des is a punk. (Urian) Desiderius is dead. Kyrian killed him. (Tabitha) Yeah, and I'm the Easter Bunny- see my fluffy tail? You don't just kill a Spathi, little girl. All you do is take him out of commission for a while. (Urian) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
As a general rule, fans and idols should always be kept at arm's length, the length of the arm to be proportionate to the degree of sheer idolatry involved. Don't take a Beatle to lunch. Don't wait up to see if the Easter Bunny is real. Just enjoy the egg hunt. -- Shana Alexander
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness - I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time. -- Jennifer McMahon
In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night -- Bill Hicks

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