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  • Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. -- Robert Englund
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carson
  • I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way. -- Drake Bell
  • I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things. -- Richard Dawkins
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  • I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. -- Demetri Martin
  • In the spring of 1994 I decided not to seek reelection to the Senate. I had made the decision 12 years earlier, Christmas Day of 1982, just after I had been first elected to a full term, that I would do the best I could for a limited time. -- George J. Mitchell
  • I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybody's presents - everybody's - so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside. -- Tommy Hilfiger
  • My earliest, most impactful encounter with a book was when I was seven and awoke early on Christmas morning to find Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' in my stocking. I had never been so excited by the sight of a book - and have possibly never been since! -- Sophie Kinsella
  • In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December. -- Milton Berle
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